what my kids need to understand is that the unwatchable trash from my childhood is precious, while the unwatchable trash they love is the killer of minds

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”

[power chords]

I don't want to install an app
I don't want to share my location
I don't want to create an account
I don't want to decline your notifications
I don't want to accept permissions
I don't want a web cookie

I just want to buy or do the thing
#MakeTechDumbAgain