in a hot minotaur
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Artist, dog lover, and avid reader.
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I'll trade you these magic beans for that cow (ur wife)
August 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
I'll trade you these magic beans for that cow (ur wife)
Her: I love ambition in a man
Me: I have big, wealthy dreams and ideas (dying in an imploded submersible 10,000 feet beneath the ocean's surface)
Me: I have big, wealthy dreams and ideas (dying in an imploded submersible 10,000 feet beneath the ocean's surface)
May 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Her: I love ambition in a man
Me: I have big, wealthy dreams and ideas (dying in an imploded submersible 10,000 feet beneath the ocean's surface)
Me: I have big, wealthy dreams and ideas (dying in an imploded submersible 10,000 feet beneath the ocean's surface)
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I only tell my therapist my side of the story
February 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I only tell my therapist my side of the story
I am going to buy this
January 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am going to buy this
Watched 20 minutes of the London New Year's Day parade and it was all American high school marching bands and the Surrey mini cooper owners club
January 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Watched 20 minutes of the London New Year's Day parade and it was all American high school marching bands and the Surrey mini cooper owners club
It's official: dry January/new year's resolutions start January 2nd
January 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's official: dry January/new year's resolutions start January 2nd
Watching The Muppet Christmas Carol and every time a pig muppet shows up the 3 yo goes "a javelina!? WHAT!?!" I will not be correcting him
December 16, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Watching The Muppet Christmas Carol and every time a pig muppet shows up the 3 yo goes "a javelina!? WHAT!?!" I will not be correcting him
"Shut the fuck up" I growl as a strike the wriggling, chained sack with the cudgel again. I open my notebook and cross out "Sugarplum." My mouth curves into a small smile as I guide the sled Northbound towards Santa's workshop and the jolly big man's hefty slave-catching bounty
December 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
"Shut the fuck up" I growl as a strike the wriggling, chained sack with the cudgel again. I open my notebook and cross out "Sugarplum." My mouth curves into a small smile as I guide the sled Northbound towards Santa's workshop and the jolly big man's hefty slave-catching bounty
Just saw a guy take a couple of tries to back his mini cooper into a spot with no other cars anywhere near it and head into the rub and tug
December 5, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Just saw a guy take a couple of tries to back his mini cooper into a spot with no other cars anywhere near it and head into the rub and tug
A tale of over-enthusiastic masturbation as old as time
Oh good, I have severe bursitis in my shoulder. That’s awesome
At the doctor’s office
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
A tale of over-enthusiastic masturbation as old as time
This is a subskeet of every single person who sees this skeet
I'll trade you these magic beans for that cow (ur wife)
November 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
This is a subskeet of every single person who sees this skeet
What idiot called it a motorized living space full of Italians instead of a Winnedago
August 12, 2023 at 5:05 PM
What idiot called it a motorized living space full of Italians instead of a Winnedago
You, immature and ignorant: /tries to get me to ask "what's bofa?"
Me, grown up and informed: /no question necessary because I know exactly what a bofa is
Me, grown up and informed: /no question necessary because I know exactly what a bofa is
August 5, 2023 at 7:45 PM
You, immature and ignorant: /tries to get me to ask "what's bofa?"
Me, grown up and informed: /no question necessary because I know exactly what a bofa is
Me, grown up and informed: /no question necessary because I know exactly what a bofa is
I'll trade you these magic beans for that cow (ur wife)
August 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
I'll trade you these magic beans for that cow (ur wife)
🎵 I see trees of green
Red roses too
Musk fucked a pig
And so did Brew
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world 🎵
Red roses too
Musk fucked a pig
And so did Brew
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world 🎵
August 1, 2023 at 2:48 AM
🎵 I see trees of green
Red roses too
Musk fucked a pig
And so did Brew
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world 🎵
Red roses too
Musk fucked a pig
And so did Brew
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world 🎵
You ready for night-night?
"I am become blowout, the destroyer of diapers"
"I am become blowout, the destroyer of diapers"
July 26, 2023 at 3:45 AM
You ready for night-night?
"I am become blowout, the destroyer of diapers"
"I am become blowout, the destroyer of diapers"
Pronouncing Bluesky like it rhymes with "brewski"
July 25, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Pronouncing Bluesky like it rhymes with "brewski"
If I had any dirt on the Clintons I would simply commit hara-kiri on Hillary's doorstep
July 24, 2023 at 8:06 PM
If I had any dirt on the Clintons I would simply commit hara-kiri on Hillary's doorstep