Universities (or consortiums or conferences) should be rolling out ads and digital content about how Our Research Makes Your World A Better Place with a healthy dose of Student Researchers Are Just Like You. Hearts and minds, people!

I feel like I’m going insane. What does a government shutdown do to hurt Trump? Like, for real? He’s already shutting the government down. Do people want him to be able to blame Dems too? I get this is what Dem voters want but I sincerely think they’re wrong about this

The democrats are doing their own tea party!

benny blanco........... i get it. that's all

RHONY tweet: Brynn's obviously been through so so much. I'm surprised by how much the internet has turned fully *against* her in all this. I get being frustrated with how it all went down, but let's remember who stands to benefit from: "think about what this could have done to X's reputation!"

Let's party!

chompin on a tube of chapstik, pretending it cigar. -frued

Join me for No Jokes January, no jokes until February 1st on the dot. Imagine the reward for our abstention! It’ll be like the day post-No Nut November, a bukkake of laffs.

I love all of you

You're not going to be able to develop a highly informed, nuanced take on every conflict in the world, but I'll give you a good heuristic

Always, in every circumstance, be opposed to the wanton slaughter of civilians, no matter what elaborate excuses folks throw up about why this time is different

you win the game when everyone blocks you and you can't read posts anymore

bad posts only

I couldn’t think of 5 people I hate who would be affected by my spite :(

I typically feel ok about existing though :). Not sure if related

Helga from Hey Arnold! needs to go on Rogan

Who wants to join my starter pack of losers with no clout and nothing to say?