Billy
improbablyagoat.bsky.social
Billy
@improbablyagoat.bsky.social
I enjoy grass and sunshine.
Here's a tip: The real taboo is eating people. Other than that, you're normal. A normal goat person.
February 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm glad everyone has decided to protest instead of voting. Standing in line is super communist. Hope y'all learned something.
February 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
February 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Saving these for when Trump starts blaming Biden for stuff
December 12, 2024 at 8:44 PM
This is not a good time to be afraid. Fear is what got us here.
November 25, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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Humans land on an alien planet and ask them if they've heard of Jesus. They say, yeah he comes by every couple years. The humans are stunned. "He never comes back to earth." A:"Did he not like your chocolates" H:"Chocolates?" A:"Yeah. We gave him chocolates the first time. What did you give him?"
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM