Tooth brushes must have been invented in Arkansas. Otherwise they'd be called teeth brushes.

I had sex while camping once.

It was in tents.

What's brown and sticky?

This character limit is killing me. I'm just gonna write the punchlines. You figure out the rest.

WELCOME TO JAMAICA MON HAVE A NICE DAY

C: Waiter, why is your finger in my soup?
W: I had a little cut and the doctor told me to keep it warm.
C: Well stick it up your ass then.
W: Where do you think it was before this?

Humans land on an alien planet and ask them if they've heard of Jesus. They say, yeah he comes by every couple years. The humans are stunned. "He never comes back to earth." A:"Did he not like your chocolates" H:"Chocolates?" A:"Yeah. We gave him chocolates the first time. What did you give him?"

That tree is far away

"You see that bridge over there? I built that bridge with my own two hands. Do they call me Ben the bridge builder? No they don't! You see that church over there? I built that church with my own two hands. Do they call me Ben the church builder? No they don't! But you fuck one goat..."

Anti joke time:

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

RFK Jr. In charge of your health.

Starting a pizza place that also bakes desserts isn't easy. It's a pizza cake.

I just discovered that I have a new superpower. I can cut wood simply by looking at it. I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.