No offense but weren't you supposed to have a plan for everything?
February 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No offense but weren't you supposed to have a plan for everything?
He wants it because he knows global warning is real. He just can't say that to his people
February 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
He wants it because he knows global warning is real. He just can't say that to his people
It always has been
February 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It always has been
It's like telling a risque joke to a new audience with a, "just kidding" loaded just in case.
January 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It's like telling a risque joke to a new audience with a, "just kidding" loaded just in case.
I'm rubber you're glue...
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm rubber you're glue...
Meh! I've had better.
January 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Meh! I've had better.
She's right you know. We need understanding on both sides. Ok. I understand you're a Nazi. Now what? Do I? Do I punch you now?
January 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
She's right you know. We need understanding on both sides. Ok. I understand you're a Nazi. Now what? Do I? Do I punch you now?
Well that's it. Gotta deport them to Nativia
January 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Well that's it. Gotta deport them to Nativia
Do not think that I came to do away with or undo the Law [of Moses] or the [writings of the] Prophets; I did not come to destroy but to fulfil. -Jesus
Whatever you need to say to justify slavery bud.
Whatever you need to say to justify slavery bud.
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Do not think that I came to do away with or undo the Law [of Moses] or the [writings of the] Prophets; I did not come to destroy but to fulfil. -Jesus
Whatever you need to say to justify slavery bud.
Whatever you need to say to justify slavery bud.
Like I said, read your Bible.
January 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Like I said, read your Bible.
Leviticus 25:44-46
January 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Leviticus 25:44-46
Nah. He'll stab them first. Just ask most of the members of his first administration.
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nah. He'll stab them first. Just ask most of the members of his first administration.
What he said was that he wasn't here to change the word. The word was that you should buy your slaves from the nations around you and pass them down to your children. Read your Bible then open your mouth. But I don't believe any of that more than I believe Santa is real. Good luck with fake friend.
January 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What he said was that he wasn't here to change the word. The word was that you should buy your slaves from the nations around you and pass them down to your children. Read your Bible then open your mouth. But I don't believe any of that more than I believe Santa is real. Good luck with fake friend.
Jizzus Christ! Just stop. I understand he loved slavery so much that he didn't do anything about it. That's all I need to know. Fuck off. Your god is not real. The only real one is Zeus. Pray that he won't strike you with lightening.
January 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Jizzus Christ! Just stop. I understand he loved slavery so much that he didn't do anything about it. That's all I need to know. Fuck off. Your god is not real. The only real one is Zeus. Pray that he won't strike you with lightening.
That's what he wants
January 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That's what he wants
That's, literally, not what the headline says.
Explanation: You are no longer able to recognize everyday things you see with your own eyes.
Good luck out there.
Explanation: You are no longer able to recognize everyday things you see with your own eyes.
Good luck out there.
January 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
That's, literally, not what the headline says.
Explanation: You are no longer able to recognize everyday things you see with your own eyes.
Good luck out there.
Explanation: You are no longer able to recognize everyday things you see with your own eyes.
Good luck out there.
Jack Smith is complicit in this. Now he's trying to shift the blame. How about not dragging your feet when it's something this important?
January 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Jack Smith is complicit in this. Now he's trying to shift the blame. How about not dragging your feet when it's something this important?
They drove by and realized that we would unquestionably eat them. They're not wrong. I see an alien leg vacuum sealed at Costco, I'm getting it.
January 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They drove by and realized that we would unquestionably eat them. They're not wrong. I see an alien leg vacuum sealed at Costco, I'm getting it.
This is the wildest drug bust I've ever heard of
January 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is the wildest drug bust I've ever heard of
How'd they catch him?
January 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How'd they catch him?
I already do this. Pretty fun and easy.
January 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I already do this. Pretty fun and easy.