The Impolite Seattleite
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Shitposting the stuff Seattle liberals think, but are too nice to say.
Honestly, fuck these people.
April 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Honestly, fuck these people.
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Nine out of ten texts I get from unknown numbers are either offers to buy my house for cash or war plans from Pete Hegseth. It’s so annoying.
March 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Nine out of ten texts I get from unknown numbers are either offers to buy my house for cash or war plans from Pete Hegseth. It’s so annoying.
It's almost like she's begging us to vandalize Teslas.
here's footage of AG Bondi warning Jasmine Crockett today to "tread very carefully" with her anti-Elon Musk rhetoric
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's almost like she's begging us to vandalize Teslas.
I'm withholding my tax dollars from the federal government until I get a full throated apology from Trump.
Trump says he will withhold federal tax dollars to Maine colleges unless the Gov of Maine personally apologizes to him.
March 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm withholding my tax dollars from the federal government until I get a full throated apology from Trump.
If Gov. Mills tells Trump to "eat a bag of dicks" I will max out to her reelection campaign.
Trump says he will withhold federal tax dollars to Maine colleges unless the Gov of Maine personally apologizes to him.
March 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If Gov. Mills tells Trump to "eat a bag of dicks" I will max out to her reelection campaign.
I am so cheating on my taxes.
March 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I am so cheating on my taxes.
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I think all reasonable people can agree that in a civilized society it is simply wrong to randomly torch or vandalize a Tesla unless it is a CyberTruck because fuck those guys.
New: Despite Musk and Trump claiming the vandalism of Tesla cars and facilities is respectively "coordinated" and terrorism funded by powerful leftists, law enforcement officials and extremism experts say there is no coordination. It's organic.
No evidence of coordinated vandalism of Teslas despite Musk and Trump claims
The attacks have come as Musk has emerged as one of the brightest flashpoints of an already tumultuous second Trump administration.
www.nbcnews.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think all reasonable people can agree that in a civilized society it is simply wrong to randomly torch or vandalize a Tesla unless it is a CyberTruck because fuck those guys.
I wonder if @adamsmith.house.gov is getting the same sort of crowds for his Blame the Left Tour?
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I wonder if @adamsmith.house.gov is getting the same sort of crowds for his Blame the Left Tour?
So... in a future of abundance, if I wanted Musk dead, I could literally have that? Hmm.
Elon Musk held an "all hands" with Tesla employees and live-streamed it on X tonight. “What’s the most exciting future that you could possibly imagine?" he asked. “A future of abundance for all…. The future we’re headed for is one where you could literally just have anything you want...
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
So... in a future of abundance, if I wanted Musk dead, I could literally have that? Hmm.
Will somebody with a snowball's chance in hell finally primary this guy already?
Rep. Smith’s crusade against Democrats’ left wing gets attention, flak
Washington Rep. Adam Smith's loud criticisms are attracting national attention as Democrats debate why they lost the 2024 election.
www.seattletimes.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Will somebody with a snowball's chance in hell finally primary this guy already?
Thank god they finally cut that fucking ribbon—it'd been clotheslining bikers for weeks!
The ribbon is officially cut on the waterfront bike lane.
March 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thank god they finally cut that fucking ribbon—it'd been clotheslining bikers for weeks!
I thought WA's "three strikes" law was meant to prevent repeat offenders like Woo?
guys you'll never guess who's getting into the City Council District 2 race (apparently): www.seattle.gov/democracyvou...
March 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I thought WA's "three strikes" law was meant to prevent repeat offenders like Woo?
There are only three type of people in the world—the type who see Musk give a full on Nazi salute and:
1) think it’s awful
2) think it’s terrific
3) are the type of stupid fucking lying assholes who deny that it’s a Nazi salute
1) think it’s awful
2) think it’s terrific
3) are the type of stupid fucking lying assholes who deny that it’s a Nazi salute
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
There are only three type of people in the world—the type who see Musk give a full on Nazi salute and:
1) think it’s awful
2) think it’s terrific
3) are the type of stupid fucking lying assholes who deny that it’s a Nazi salute
1) think it’s awful
2) think it’s terrific
3) are the type of stupid fucking lying assholes who deny that it’s a Nazi salute
Not sure if that pit in my stomach is Trump or cancer. I'm kinda rooting for cancer.
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Not sure if that pit in my stomach is Trump or cancer. I'm kinda rooting for cancer.
Nick Kristof can go fuck himself.
Opinion | The World Is a Mess, and It’s Still the Best Time to Be Alive
What matters isn’t so much a Trump rant as that children are less likely to die now than at any other time in the history of the world.
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Nick Kristof can go fuck himself.
Makes me want to chop down a shit ton of flag poles.
WA Gov. Ferguson orders U.S. flags at full-staff for Trump inauguration
Despite the national mourning period for the late Jimmy Carter, Washington's Gov. Bob Ferguson is directing flags to be raised Monday for Inauguration Day.
www.seattletimes.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Makes me want to chop down a shit ton of flag poles.
I know Bob is a chess master and all that, but he probably should have more closely considered which party controls the legislature before making this sort of stupidly amateur opening move.
Gov. Ferguson distances from Inslee in inaugural speech, draws GOP praise
Gov. Bob Ferguson's inaugural speech showed how he may be distancing himself from former Gov. Jay Inslee and that he may not be as aligned with Democratic lawmakers as his predecessor.
www.seattletimes.com
January 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I know Bob is a chess master and all that, but he probably should have more closely considered which party controls the legislature before making this sort of stupidly amateur opening move.
Jeff Bezos may not be our nation's biggest threat to democracy (hello, Elon!) but he's a threat nonetheless, and anybody still doing business with his businesses is a fucking collaborator.
Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post cartoonist quits after Jeff Bezos cartoon is killed
Ann Telnaes said she was resigning after the opinions section rejected a cartoon depicting Post owner Jeff Bezos genuflecting toward a statue of Donald Trump.
www.seattletimes.com
January 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Jeff Bezos may not be our nation's biggest threat to democracy (hello, Elon!) but he's a threat nonetheless, and anybody still doing business with his businesses is a fucking collaborator.
Happy Fucking New Year, Seattle!
January 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy Fucking New Year, Seattle!
1/2 "In Seattle, restaurant workers and businesses alike have expressed mixed feelings about the coming increase..."
And yet, Fu doesn't bother quoting a single restaurant worker or business owner about their alleged "mixed feelings." Huh.
And yet, Fu doesn't bother quoting a single restaurant worker or business owner about their alleged "mixed feelings." Huh.
Seattle minimum wage hits $20.76 an hour — and it’s not the area’s highest
Seattle’s lowest-paid workers will be ringing in the new year with a raise.
www.seattletimes.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:51 PM
1/2 "In Seattle, restaurant workers and businesses alike have expressed mixed feelings about the coming increase..."
And yet, Fu doesn't bother quoting a single restaurant worker or business owner about their alleged "mixed feelings." Huh.
And yet, Fu doesn't bother quoting a single restaurant worker or business owner about their alleged "mixed feelings." Huh.
Big dick move to blame min wage for layoffs during refurbishing rather than admit you don't give a shit about staff.
"… it didn’t make financial sense to keep staff on the payroll, especially since the city of Seattle will implement one of the nation’s highest minimum wages in 2025, Hanson said."
"… it didn’t make financial sense to keep staff on the payroll, especially since the city of Seattle will implement one of the nation’s highest minimum wages in 2025, Hanson said."
One of Seattle's oldest bars is closing for now; will return in 2025
An allegedly haunted Pioneer Square cafe that bills itself as Seattle's oldest continuously-used restaurant will close temporarily, but plans to return in 2025.
www.seattletimes.com
December 31, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Big dick move to blame min wage for layoffs during refurbishing rather than admit you don't give a shit about staff.
"… it didn’t make financial sense to keep staff on the payroll, especially since the city of Seattle will implement one of the nation’s highest minimum wages in 2025, Hanson said."
"… it didn’t make financial sense to keep staff on the payroll, especially since the city of Seattle will implement one of the nation’s highest minimum wages in 2025, Hanson said."
Speaking of remote work, did you know that Danny is a hermit who hasn't stepped foot outside his Madrona house since August of 2018?
Sad, yes. But it helps explain how totally fucking out of touch his columns are.
Sad, yes. But it helps explain how totally fucking out of touch his columns are.
An entire piece from Danny Westneat about the negative impact of remote work on Seattle's downtown commercial core without a single mention of reviving downtowns by building more residential housing there.
Mixed-use/mixed-income downtowns are the most vibrant and resilient. Period.
Mixed-use/mixed-income downtowns are the most vibrant and resilient. Period.
Seattle, the remote work capital of the US, is in denial about its effects
New census figures show that Seattle is the remote work capital of America. But we aren't acting like it in our efforts to save downtown.
www.seattletimes.com
December 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Speaking of remote work, did you know that Danny is a hermit who hasn't stepped foot outside his Madrona house since August of 2018?
Sad, yes. But it helps explain how totally fucking out of touch his columns are.
Sad, yes. But it helps explain how totally fucking out of touch his columns are.
So would America’s corporate boardroom problem.
December 17, 2024 at 7:08 AM
So would America’s corporate boardroom problem.
Wasn't enough for the Seattle Times to see Morales harassed into resignation, they needed to spend precious editorial page inches rubbing salt into the wound. I'm guessing the author Is Kate Riley. But either way, fuck 'em.
Morales' grievances as she exits Seattle City Council ring hollow | Editorial
Seattle City Councilmember Tammy Morales seems intent on torching the institution on her way out. But her resignation gripes show a lawmaker out of step.
www.seattletimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Wasn't enough for the Seattle Times to see Morales harassed into resignation, they needed to spend precious editorial page inches rubbing salt into the wound. I'm guessing the author Is Kate Riley. But either way, fuck 'em.
Apparently, a lot of people in Seattle work for a fucking fascist.
Amazon donates $1M to Trump’s inauguration as Bezos plans visit
Besides the direct donation, Amazon is also streaming the inauguration as an in-kind donation worth $1 million.
www.seattletimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Apparently, a lot of people in Seattle work for a fucking fascist.