SQUIDLYSPOOCH
@imperiusrexkwondo.excuseme.wtf
Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
Ramen Addict|Taco Aficionado|Lyft Driver|Occasional Cosplayer|Cat Dad|Victim Advocacy|
Free Palestine~🏳️🌈 Ally~BLM~Antifa~ACAB
If you're a bigot, I identify as a Problem, pronouns try/me
Ramen Addict|Taco Aficionado|Lyft Driver|Occasional Cosplayer|Cat Dad|Victim Advocacy|
Free Palestine~🏳️🌈 Ally~BLM~Antifa~ACAB
If you're a bigot, I identify as a Problem, pronouns try/me
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xAI has a $200 million contract with the Department of Defense to provide... whatever this is.
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
xAI has a $200 million contract with the Department of Defense to provide... whatever this is.
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A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
Me: Did you double check the math on these cost estimates? They look a little off.
Them: Yeah I asked chatgpt and it said it was good.
Me: 🤬
Them: Yeah I asked chatgpt and it said it was good.
Me: 🤬
August 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me: Did you double check the math on these cost estimates? They look a little off.
Them: Yeah I asked chatgpt and it said it was good.
Me: 🤬
Them: Yeah I asked chatgpt and it said it was good.
Me: 🤬
I'm not the type who usually goes for reality TV or dating shows but I'm afraid Single's Inferno has me hooked on both fronts.
August 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not the type who usually goes for reality TV or dating shows but I'm afraid Single's Inferno has me hooked on both fronts.
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Me: for the federal resume, I'm having trouble meeting the 5 page minimum
Instructor: best way to add fluff to a resume is with AI
~5 minutes later~
Me: that professional looking headshot for your LinkedIn? Hire someone?
Instructor: No that's AI too
🤡🤡🤡
Instructor: best way to add fluff to a resume is with AI
~5 minutes later~
Me: that professional looking headshot for your LinkedIn? Hire someone?
Instructor: No that's AI too
🤡🤡🤡
August 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Me: for the federal resume, I'm having trouble meeting the 5 page minimum
Instructor: best way to add fluff to a resume is with AI
~5 minutes later~
Me: that professional looking headshot for your LinkedIn? Hire someone?
Instructor: No that's AI too
🤡🤡🤡
Instructor: best way to add fluff to a resume is with AI
~5 minutes later~
Me: that professional looking headshot for your LinkedIn? Hire someone?
Instructor: No that's AI too
🤡🤡🤡
Been feeling a lot more optimistic about my retirement lately. The closer I get, the more it feels like the right decision. But why am I still so nervous?
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Been feeling a lot more optimistic about my retirement lately. The closer I get, the more it feels like the right decision. But why am I still so nervous?
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Decided to be brave by asking someone to be my date to the ball and they actually said yes, please clap.
July 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Decided to be brave by asking someone to be my date to the ball and they actually said yes, please clap.
I knew trying to get a bunch of senior officer/enlisted Marines to dress in business casual would be a shit show but I honestly did not expect cargo shorts and boat shoes. Truly a spectacle.
July 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I knew trying to get a bunch of senior officer/enlisted Marines to dress in business casual would be a shit show but I honestly did not expect cargo shorts and boat shoes. Truly a spectacle.
Not to be cringe or anything but can I just get one decent day? A nice peaceful day of simply existing and not feeling the need to scream into a pillow? Is that too much to ask?
July 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Not to be cringe or anything but can I just get one decent day? A nice peaceful day of simply existing and not feeling the need to scream into a pillow? Is that too much to ask?
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some inverse corrolary between ai having unremarkable results in the fields it's alleged to dominate and them pushing it everywhere, and trans people having unremarkable results in the fields we're alleged to dominate and them pushing to murder us. also we're not hurting labor or the environment
For reals. Humanity has had access to ChatGPT for several years now and no one has generated a single piece of creative art or media that has had any impact whatsoever. If ChatGPT did what they say it does, we would be witnessing a huge influx of culture shattering novels, movies, etc.
People think they have amazing stories about ChatGPT. And they tell them all the time. You just don’t register them as amazing if you are a normal ish adult human being because it’s mid shit like, “it told me to eat brisket!” or “it wrote twenty emails no one wants!”
July 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
some inverse corrolary between ai having unremarkable results in the fields it's alleged to dominate and them pushing it everywhere, and trans people having unremarkable results in the fields we're alleged to dominate and them pushing to murder us. also we're not hurting labor or the environment
Not sure how I give off this vibe but I just had someone again tell me they thought I was a ladies' man.
Literally HOW. I'm so confused because:
I was a virgin til I was almost 21.
I didn't have a gf til I was 30.
I've been single since 2018.
Literally HOW. I'm so confused because:
I was a virgin til I was almost 21.
I didn't have a gf til I was 30.
I've been single since 2018.
July 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Not sure how I give off this vibe but I just had someone again tell me they thought I was a ladies' man.
Literally HOW. I'm so confused because:
I was a virgin til I was almost 21.
I didn't have a gf til I was 30.
I've been single since 2018.
Literally HOW. I'm so confused because:
I was a virgin til I was almost 21.
I didn't have a gf til I was 30.
I've been single since 2018.
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Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
July 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
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When you are homeless you can’t vote.
So please don’t blame homeless people for the situation they are in.
Our society is unkind to those who have less. It reminds them of their own fragile situation.
Too many people are prejudiced. The stigma is cruel.
So please don’t blame homeless people for the situation they are in.
Our society is unkind to those who have less. It reminds them of their own fragile situation.
Too many people are prejudiced. The stigma is cruel.
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When you are homeless you can’t vote.
So please don’t blame homeless people for the situation they are in.
Our society is unkind to those who have less. It reminds them of their own fragile situation.
Too many people are prejudiced. The stigma is cruel.
So please don’t blame homeless people for the situation they are in.
Our society is unkind to those who have less. It reminds them of their own fragile situation.
Too many people are prejudiced. The stigma is cruel.
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Dear Yulia Svyrydenko, congratulations on your appointment as Ukraine’s Prime Minister.
We stand fully behind you as you fight for Ukraine’s survival and work for your country’s recovery and EU future.
Дякую, Denys Shmyhal. Best wishes for your key new role as Defence Minister.
We stand fully behind you as you fight for Ukraine’s survival and work for your country’s recovery and EU future.
Дякую, Denys Shmyhal. Best wishes for your key new role as Defence Minister.
July 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Dear Yulia Svyrydenko, congratulations on your appointment as Ukraine’s Prime Minister.
We stand fully behind you as you fight for Ukraine’s survival and work for your country’s recovery and EU future.
Дякую, Denys Shmyhal. Best wishes for your key new role as Defence Minister.
We stand fully behind you as you fight for Ukraine’s survival and work for your country’s recovery and EU future.
Дякую, Denys Shmyhal. Best wishes for your key new role as Defence Minister.
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When you’re charting a course for Tit V
July 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When you’re charting a course for Tit V
Two weeks off starts now LFFFGGG
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Two weeks off starts now LFFFGGG
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Please don't use the nickname “razor blade throat” for COVID variants like Stratus or Nimbus. The last person who complained to me of a “razor blade throat” (using those very words) tested positive on PCR for influenza. Meanwhile, another case tested COVID+ after complaining of back pain.
Common Misconceptions about COVID Hold Strong as New Variant Spreads.
"Media has the public talking about the "razor blade" COVID variant, but years of inaccurate public health messaging have taken their toll"
Source: archive.md/uflbU
"Media has the public talking about the "razor blade" COVID variant, but years of inaccurate public health messaging have taken their toll"
Source: archive.md/uflbU
July 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Please don't use the nickname “razor blade throat” for COVID variants like Stratus or Nimbus. The last person who complained to me of a “razor blade throat” (using those very words) tested positive on PCR for influenza. Meanwhile, another case tested COVID+ after complaining of back pain.
I'm not scared because I KNOW they muted my annoying ass long ago.
scared that my friends have me on mute idk idk idk
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm not scared because I KNOW they muted my annoying ass long ago.
Don't know about you all but I'm not feeling very YEE HAW on the eve of "WTF is a kilometer" Day, but I will persist, if not purely out of spite. It is my hope that you all do the same.
July 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Don't know about you all but I'm not feeling very YEE HAW on the eve of "WTF is a kilometer" Day, but I will persist, if not purely out of spite. It is my hope that you all do the same.