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June 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked GIR and he sang the Doom Song.
Robot character GIR from the show Invader Zim, sticking his tongue out.
June 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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When I say I'm a sagittarius, I mean this guy specifically:
Goofy looking horse, eyes bewildered, gaping mouth open and showing teeth. Very chaotic menacing.
December 17, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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Please express your feelings through meme format today (the healthiest way to express one's feelings)
A small sleepy looking cartoon toad holding a mug of coffee with the word "caffeinated" superimposed above.
December 11, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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Floofy gray cat named Duchess Elinor Gwendolyn von Glitterwhiskers laying down on her side and judging their owner for talking so many pictures. White and gray short-hair cat named Duke Barnaby Thurston von Nyanderschmidt staring lovingly at the camera.
December 4, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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The lighting is surprisingly good.
The Waldorf Astoria Hotel in Washington DC, lit up by ambient and direct lighting at night time.
December 2, 2023 at 11:30 PM
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(I have too many Asking Alexandria friends to not post this)

🎶Just stand up and scream!
The tainted clock is counting down!

You gave in to me, would you say the nights are far too long now?

Oh my god!!!! (oh my fucking god)🎶
Expelled representative from New York, George Santos, screaming and yelling at a bunch of photographers and journalists.
December 2, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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🎶THHEEEERRRREEEE IIIISSSSSS LOOOOOVVVVEEE, BURNING TO FIND YOOUU, WIIILLLL YOOUU WAIT FOORRR MEEE????🎶
Expelled representative from New York, George Santos, screaming at a group of photographers and journalists.
December 2, 2023 at 12:21 AM
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Mission: Accomplished
Empty bottle of wine. Label reads "Antonio Diez Martin, Spain, vino de mesa, Tempra Nillo, 2021"
December 1, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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It you
Gray cat with dark stripes, and a collar around its neck with a pink bell, walking from the road into some grass with a very angry and uncomfortable look on its face. Caption above reads "me going on a stupid daily walk for my stupid mental and physical health"
November 30, 2023 at 6:46 PM
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I'm not religious but...
Cartoon drawing of the fictional character Timmy Turner from "Fairly Odd Parents," kneeling down and resting his clasped hands on his bed with his eyes closed, with a word bubble above his head that reads "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny."
November 30, 2023 at 12:00 PM
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You think you like action film choreography, growing up on Jackie Chan and Jet Li films, but then you see Tony Jaa and you discover another realm of fighting styles and you think that's the pinnacle (rightfully so), but then you see The Raid and its sequel, and only at point do you see true magic.
Movie poster for The Raid 2, with a dozen or so 5 star raving reviews superimposed around the perimeter, with such remarks as "The Dark Knight of action movies," "This film is about to blow your mind," and "Full Blown Crime Epic" in huge gold letter quotations.
November 30, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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Y'all ever woke up from a nap, not sure where you are?
My cat Duke, gray and white, laying on his right side and staring into the camera with a bewildered and lost face.
November 30, 2023 at 12:45 AM
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So glad that cancel culture is a super real thing that definitely ends careers
CNN Entertainment headline: Racist country music star Morgan Wallen was filmed shouting the N word about 2 years ago and has suffered zero consequences for his behavior.
November 28, 2023 at 2:37 PM
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Chart showing the "Purchasing Power of the Consumer Dollar in US Cities, Average, 5 Years" making a steep decline since the start of the pandemic in 2020.
November 27, 2023 at 2:38 PM
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I regret nothing
Padme staring lovingly at a shirtless and muscular Jar Jar Binks, saying "so it's not just the Gungan tongues that are long?" Fan art of Jar Jar and Padme going at it doggy style
November 27, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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Scene from Star Wars Revenge of the Sith where Padme Amidala confesses to Obi Wan that she's pregnant with Jar Jar's baby.
November 27, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby from "Taladega Nights" speaking into an ESPN microphone while awkwardly holding up his hands close to his face, with a caption that reads "I'm not sure what to do with my hands."
November 27, 2023 at 8:02 AM
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Ma'am plz, I have 2 cats. Unrequited is the correct word.
My 2 cats, Duke and Duchess, staring disappointedly at my submissive request for for love and cuddles.
November 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM
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Anyway, in case anyone else is thirsty, here's what I'm drinking
Wine label that reads: Banshee: Ten of Cups Brut California methode champenoise
November 25, 2023 at 8:40 PM
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Robe, posted.
Me, average white dude, wearing a white robe with blue piping, holding a glass of champagne and sitting on the couch with my gray and white cat Duke sleeping next to me.
November 25, 2023 at 7:32 PM
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(Mrs Puff voice): sweet neptune
LEGO Technic Lamborghini Sián FKP, normally priced at $450, is on sale on Amazon for Black Friday at $293, which is a very tempting savings of $157.
November 24, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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Don't forget to tip your rideshare drivers today. Aside from New Year's Eve, Thanksgiving is one of the busiest and stressful days Uber and Lyft folks so please be reasonable and courteous.
Mirror selfie: Me, an average white dude, wearing a farm themed sweater featuring cows, tans jeans, and brown leather chukka boots, with several light up dumpster fire toys on a shelf to the right of the mirror.
November 23, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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Journalists at Cosmo:
Screencapture from a episode of Arrested Development, featuring the League of Amateur Magicians in full regalia holding up a sign that reads "We demand to be taken seriously"
November 22, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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inspired:
Album art for Eliot Lipp's "Shark Wolf Rabbit Snake"
November 22, 2023 at 9:26 PM