I never knew I needed it until my brain gave it to me and now I need it in real life

we are one step closer to my delusion (seth on taskmaster)

i think my parents as transphobic as they are were onto something

honorable mentions:

do not question my camera roll

was gonna name it “spring breakdown” but then i realized i had subconsciously named it after the 2009 film where seth meyers played a gay man.

old men are ruining my life

idfc if you “meant well” or whatever. when has telling kids to go to jail ever meant well

i don’t think children should be put on the same pedestal as adults when they’ve done fuck all

i think that if you have a problem with someone you gotta tell them instead of talking behind backs even if you know it might not end well

cause i was that someone. and your death threats never helped