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@impearlism.bsky.social
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also impearlism on tumblr. mostly taskmaster and seth meyers, sometimes other things.

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honorable mentions:

do not question my camera roll
lesbian seth meyers (see day drinking with kristen stewart for more info) joe wilkinson’s gigantic titties (catsdown) sarah sherman dissing colin jost with a fake headline “local sex bigot rejects queer love” (weekend update) michael ian black lying on the table beautifully (hignfyus)
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
fred armisen, catherine zeta-jones, bill hader and andy samberg serving (snl s31 ep3, dancers party sketch)
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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i was stuck at a halloween party and they told me to decorate a cookie. so with my limited skills, i tried to draw a Vampire With Glasses That Should Remind You Of Someone. You know.
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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i'm investing too much in tm crackship art...
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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idk sir i don't think i can trust the process with this one incomprehensible sketch
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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SCREAMING #snl
amy poehler, her first wife (tina fey) and her second wife (seth meyers)
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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taskwives log 1 - this isn't even a reference to magnet anymore

#taskmaster #myart #art #oldwomenyuri #idkican'ttag #britcom #lesbians
Sketch of female Greg Davies and female Alex Horne in place of Megurine Luka and Hatsune Miku from the famous yuri vocaloid song Magnet, except Alex has a duck in his mouth and I got rid of the headphones, which is the main highlight of the reference in the first place, boo.
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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it was the eyelids. also look at this duck aww
October 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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the alex is not alex-ing
October 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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alex with a top hat looks silly whether male or female
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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old women yuri in the house today... and I'm drawing Alex tied up again what else is new.
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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getting rudely waken up by your friend calling to tell you that he has somehow kidnapped your assistant or, this took too long, please clap

#taskmaster #myart #oldmanyaoi #britcom #art #idk #rpf #doesthisevencountasrpf
A drawing mimicking a video phone call. A flustered and sweating Alex is tied to a chair, greeting Greg over the phone. Rhod is next to him, pulling the ropes on Alex's arms, and it is implied that Rhod had taken him someplace. On the top screen, a very blurred Greg is freaking out.
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
impearlism.bsky.social
... I forgot Bluesky compresses images.
a less blurry one
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Coloring is the hardest thing in the world, if you're wondering why I sketch a lot more than I color.

Try to make out the contents of this, I dare you.
a very blurry image of what seems like an image of three people... hm
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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bethy squires the one who does the vulture late night rankings i love you
1. Seth Meyers Queerbaits America This is a link-up for the ages. Every time Seth Meyers interacts with Las Culturistas, it’s the best vibe hands down. That’s why Meyers has won “Best Vibe, Hands Down” two years in a row at the Las Culturistas Culture Awards. The innocent flirting between these three men who do not want to fuck each other will keep TikTok fan editors fed for at least two months. And with the “name the iconic diva pop song in one second or take a shot” bit, the Late Night producers have developed a game that will echo on through Gay Guy Music Video Nights for centuries to come. I could tell Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang did not want that game to ever end. And in living rooms across WeHo, it won’t.
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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jorm 😢
picture of jorma taccone (pelvis broken, still in the hospital) eating food as shared on the lonely meyers instagram. wish you were here!
September 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I tried to draw angry Greg under a distorted lens... but then I remembered he should be glassless for this and now he doesn't look much like Greg.
a scary looking sketch of greg davies get him away from me (screams)
September 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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they’re clickbaiting the gays
the thumbnail for seth matt and bowen go day drinking has been changed to show seth’s bare arms
September 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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forgot to add the extra image
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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HOLY FUCKKKKK #taskmaster
instagram post by alex horne with a picture of alex and greg davies (exuding confidence and taskmaster-typical energy) they’re sitting on a couch greg is sitting on the couch’s arm specifically and he looks BIG god DAMN
September 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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psst. rhod fan bait. cmere
some chap's beautiful graying beard
September 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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yk what. taskhusbands in a nutshell. cropped version.

#myart #taskmaster #thisisold
tiny anime alex saying “d-daddy…” and giant alpha male greg saying (in italics) “Alex…”
September 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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he is my everything; or: I, too, wish I was capable of drawing

#taskmaster #myart #oldmanyaoi #howdoitag
A sketch of Taskmaster Greg and Little Alex being angry and possessive and gripping at each other. Alex is sitting leaned back, bringing Greg's face close, and Greg is crawling against him, staring at the camera. I am tired and lack the English to describe this, I apologize to people who need alt text.
September 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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i spent an hour or two sketching this hand. please clap
may or may not be a sketch of greg's gigantic hands
August 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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friends is little alex looking good I can't draw
is alex angry or aroused: the sketch
August 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM