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@impearlism.bsky.social
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also impearlism on tumblr. mostly taskmaster and seth meyers, sometimes other things.

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pearl @impearlism.bsky.social · Mar 3
What to expect on this account:
- A mix of British comedy and American comedy posts. Some lighthearted RPF things.
- Occasionally other things. Hermitcraft, VTubers, you name it
- A lot of Seth Meyers
- (in the future) OC artworks and doodles
All applicable warnings will be tagged as needed.
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kim-tey.bsky.social
top. speed. #taskmaster
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
i know realistically the people i used to be friends with were assholes but at the same time i still have that guilt. like maybe if i was better then they wouldn't be assholes

god knows why i miss people who hurt me
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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otterrix.bsky.social
hes been on my mind a lot lately #taskmaster
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
dreamed of joe wilkinson being licked by a cow. what does it mean, brain. what does it mean
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
impearlism.bsky.social
SETH MEYERS??!? ON THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW DECEMBER 5TH?!??!??
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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otterrix.bsky.social
the people long for vampire reece #taskmaster
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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kim-tey.bsky.social
local boy very excited to show you all his cool toys #taskmaster
Alex Horne in a behind the scenes video at Pinewood Studios. He is standing in front of a stage prop used in a live task from the latest series. Alex Horne in a behind the scenes video at Pinewood Studios. He is pointing to Series Director Andy Devonshire who is rigging a prop for a live task. Alex Horne in a behind the scenes video at Pinewood Studios. He is pointing to an old promo image of him and Greg Davies which is hung on the staircase at the studio. Alex Horne in a behind the scenes video at Pinewood Studios. He is smiling giddily and pointing to the sign on Greg Davies dressing room.
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
the funniest thing about my name is that in english it’s inherently feminine. i like to be feminine as much as i like to be masculine so i don’t mind

but my name in my language is genderless as fuck. yeah guess what gender i am motherfuckers you can’t.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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kim-tey.bsky.social
face of a guy who knows *exactly* how good he’s gonna look in that dress later
Alex Horne conducting a behind the scenes tour at Pinewood Studios. He is pointing to a now infamous black dress and pulling a funny face at the camera
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
impearlism.bsky.social
this taskmaster episode was Normal Not Sad and I am Not Crying
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
impearlism.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
fred armisen, catherine zeta-jones, bill hader and andy samberg serving (snl s31 ep3, dancers party sketch)
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
taskmaster promo… sailor boy alex… save me
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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diversestripes.bsky.social
petition for men (alex horne) to wear more crop tops
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
impearlism.bsky.social
chloe troast (my modern snl bias)'s new web show felt like it was written just for me... genealogy show parody? she's crawling into my brain
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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kim-tey.bsky.social
new campaign coming outta buckinghamshire 🤔
text presented in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign posters reads: NO WIFE, THANKS I call her MUM.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
guy who accidentally made an original story out of crack fanfiction. again
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
idk i don’t think bpd causes you to harass children
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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chanafehs.bsky.social
‼️CALL FOR HELP‼️

I really hate to do this but I’m at the end of my rope since he’s started feeding my art into ai now:

If you have a tumblr, can you please help me report and put attention on my racist stalker?
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
impearlism.bsky.social
lrt AKXHDHJSHDJSHDHDUDHDHDHDHSH sorry thirsting over old men again
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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kim-tey.bsky.social
normal scenes from a normal show #taskmaster bts from the outtakes
In a behind the scenes image from Taskmaster, Phil Ellis wears a nose clip while shoving a toy fish and frog in his mouth, facing the camera. Alex Horne watches on in the background, face serious. In a behind the scenes image from Taskmaster, Phil Ellis is shirtless, kneeling in the Taskmaster lab and shoving a toy fish and frog in his mouth. Alex Horne watches on in the background, face serious. Other crew members are nearby setting up the shot and ready to dump water into a tank for Phil to dunk his head in.
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
this taskmaster episode was Normal and there will be No fics based on any Not gay moment of this episode ever
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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kim-tey.bsky.social
Wildly horny episode today good lord 😮‍💨👏👏👏 #taskmaster
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
i’m mostly open about my internet trauma (mostly) and that’s only because i know 100% it will come bite my ass again at some point so why hide it
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
impearlism.bsky.social
petition for my brain to stop giving me ridiculous but extremely realistic and trauma-inducing dreams... signed: me
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
impearlism.bsky.social
guess who finally caught up to the lonely island and seth meyers podcast. me.

SETHANDY IS FUCKING REAL???
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM