In other news, my brain couldn’t think of the word for “lazy Susan” and instead I said “rotating Sally” and so that is the new name for it, please update your records.

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

Maybe if I make a public profile not dedicated completely to fandom specific shitposts, I’ll remember this app exists me.

Anyway, I pulled a Ted Cruz and went to Cancun