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Joan (imnottelling00)
@imnottelling00.bsky.social
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Nerdy Boss Monster
Weight/Paw/TF/Hypnosis/Body Swap enthusiast.
Expect occasional Profile Play!

Grow the goat.

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Joan (imnottelling00) @imnottelling00.bsky.social · Jul 31
There's a new restaurant popping up in every universe: Fuze's! And of course, every new location needs local waitresses to work there. Thanks for applying!
You don't remember applying? But we've got your name tag right here! What, that's not your name? It will be soon!

Art by dafuze
Colors by me
A three image sequence of a male Inkling from Splatoon being turned into Marie from the same game. In the first part, an Inkling with glasses is being shown a piece of paper and being told that he's hired. A question mark floats above his head and a confused expression is on his face, indicating that he has no idea what they're talking about. In the second part, the Inkling has seemingly been turned into Marie. She still wears the glasses from the first part, showing that this is still the same Inkling as before. Colorful rings fill her eyes and spirals float around her head, showing she's being hypnotized into believing she's Marie and is a waitress for the restaurant Fuze's. There's a name tag next to her that reads "Hello my name is Marie". In the final part that takes up most of the image, Marie is dressed in the restaurant employee's outfit while carrying plates with oversized portions of burgers, nachos, steak, and soda. She wears tight black pants, and an open green sweater with a black top that leave her midriff exposed. Her pants and sweater have the word "Fuze" written across the butt, legs, arms, and back, all accompanied by Fuze's skull logo. She also wears a black and green hat that has the skull logo on it as well. Marie herself has a much taller, curvier shape than normal, with her ass taking up the entire lower half of the image, and her chest being noticeably larger as well.
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bluesharp.hair
just get big
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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mossgays.bsky.social
please, it really needs help, it's not close to having this
mossgays.bsky.social Basil 🌱🔞 (500/1500) @mossgays.bsky.social · 12h
bun has the next portion of the debt due tomorrow, it needs another $580 in order to pay this, please help if you can, it's desperate and scared
mossgays.bsky.social Basil 🌱🔞 (500/1500) @mossgays.bsky.social · 5d
bun is gonna try and somehow raise $1500 get out of the debt it owes and help itself and its family now that it and its mom don't have foodstamps. If you can help at all bun would appreciate anything 💜

Cashapp: cash.app/$MossSystem
Venmo: venmo.com/u/mosssystem87
PayPal: Please DM
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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mysticroc.bsky.social
They're so legs

#fatfur #fatfurs
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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joltink.com
Happy Turkey Day!
#Roodles
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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miltonholmes.art
Sketch comm for @joyfulnocturne.bsky.social! Their owl is getting into the thanksgiving spirit, filling up on tasty pie and rounding out into a very plump turkey gal...

Happy thanksgiving, Americans! Hope you're having a good holiday whether you're sharing it with family or avoiding them ;)
Owl guy nearly finished transforming into a plump turkey woman while stood in the kitchen. She's patting her large belly through her apron while joking about how she's stuffed after eating a big slice of pie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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enderqaz.bsky.social
You've heard of hips that don't lie... now get ready for The Meaty Haunches of Absolute Truth ✨

Zootopia's anthro designs are neat, hopefully we'll finally get to see some avians in the third film =,v =
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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anotherbearsimp.bsky.social
Mabel's apron is getting a bit too tight 😳
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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kaitave.bsky.social
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 1d
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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lifelinelemons.bsky.social
confection for @octonadia675.bsky.social: advertising local businesses pays big sometimes
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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thegreyfox.bsky.social
He's considering keeping him as a pet.... the fox I mean-
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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acvalens.com
Thurs
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday

If there are five days to call Mastercard + Visa, THESE ARE YOUR FIVE DAYS

THANKSGIVING
BLACK FRIDAY
CYBER MONDAY

HIT THOSE PHONE LINES
dieselbrain.bsky.social Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 2d
#SaveSpeech

with Black Friday being this Friday the 28th, this is the time to maximize the impact we can have via call campaigns

If you plan to participate in this call campaign, imo you should heavily prioritize calling Visa/MC as heavily as possible between the 27th and the 1st of dec
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 3d
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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rubberkitty.bsky.social
Flat color sketch for @estertinetg.bsky.social
Someone has taken over Catty from Undertale and is using her as a suit. Tugging at her cheek and groping her breast, she remarks "Hehe, 'I'm' like such a nice fit! I hope all this fat will fit in 'my' bestie Bratty next~" Bratty can be seen in the background looking for her friend.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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adansin.bsky.social
Cyrus seeks new heights for her enormous potential, comm for @jojophoenix.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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inky-entropy.bsky.social
cw// Hyper butt

Growth tests meow :3c
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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zlut385.bsky.social
you need to LEARN right NOW
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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talidraws.bsky.social
When Lucky invited me to come do some yoga this was the last thing I expected
As if it wasn't enough he zapped both of us with his shrink ray, he also had me wear this armband that has my size going to "better use" to quote him.

🐶🍑✨🦊💦

Trade w/ @arfventurer.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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syrcuz.bsky.social
cw: object vore
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Good job Rouge, now how are you supposed to hide that thing.

| made available early at patreon.com/sylli |
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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eldritch-imp.bsky.social
Sketch com.
Viv makes a boy daisy
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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trippershibber.bsky.social
NNN Week 3: ''Touching Grass''

Going out with this weather is pretty nice, it would be nicer if I could see past these blimps
#hyper #nnn #expanion
Isaac (shiba inu) walking on a park, pushing his massive balls up a path, he's struggling and complaining about having to ''get fresh air'' when it's so hard to move like this. In the background other two guys can be seen with bloated nuts, but they're nowhere near as big as Isaac's
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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yepperspeppers.bsky.social
Being Kazooie would be pretty cool.
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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realseymourcox.bsky.social
Remember the Fart Factory Tib pic?
Well here she is again, now in full color!

#farts #farting #gas
Shark woman OC Tibura, very embarrassed and bloated in a monorump state. Tib is wearing crimson and maroon panties, with shiny yellow trim and a gear pattern on the front; while an array of smokestacks and exhaust pipes at her rear bellow out a cacophonous fog of hazy, smoggy flatulence. In the corner an info box reads: "Power-up: Fart Factory. That's no work whistle that you're hearing." Tib, embarrassed and rather helplessly bobbing in place due to her monobutt, says "ACK, n-no wait! Th-that's not -hHnnt- me, I swear! N... not on purpose, anyway... It's these weird -hMmmt- undies!! I can't -mmft- get em OFF me?!" Ditto, without the dialogue or text box.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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jalpunny.bsky.social
Two bubble butt women that would probably kill me

comm done for @boxibloon.bsky.social

#inflation #furryinflation
Sword Brave from Brave Animated Series and Ceroba from Undertale Yellow with inflated butts. Both look unhappy about their situation.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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w3d.bsky.social
[Warning: tummy]

Call her mom. I mean flirt. I mean call her mom. I mean flirt. I mean hi mom.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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tansy.bsky.social
WE CAN STILL WIN!

yellat.money
An image of an anthro dog boy in a crop top and panties. The crop top reads “KEEP CALLING” and the panties read “WE CAN WIN.” Text around him reads: Barking news: Hot furries go to yellat.money & yap for queer creators and sex workers! Be polite, be chill, be persistent! Be the annoying queer you truly long to be! He looks a little devious and is yap yapping into his phone. It is a silly cheeky picture about an important thing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM