DJ Champage Bangers
@imclaybaker.bsky.social
Louisville’s Premier Mid-Tempo DJ. AKA Cowpoke Clay if you like 60’s-80’s country. Magic the Gathering enthusiast. KGLW superfan. I will lay down on your floor to pet your cats. Hey, can i pet that dog? When are we eating and where?
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I have too many reasons to be sad right now and holy shit i just can’t with this bullshit. I need to breathe some trees. Maybe let a fungus kill my ego and revel in the greater existence. Pretty crazy being born an animal. If we are the universe experiencing itself then the universe is dumb as shit.
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I have too many reasons to be sad right now and holy shit i just can’t with this bullshit. I need to breathe some trees. Maybe let a fungus kill my ego and revel in the greater existence. Pretty crazy being born an animal. If we are the universe experiencing itself then the universe is dumb as shit.
Ran out of propane now i gotta smoke weed like a cave man. Send thots and players.
February 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ran out of propane now i gotta smoke weed like a cave man. Send thots and players.
They got permission to break any law, then fired anyone responsible for enforcing those laws upon them, are now breaking all of the laws without fear of repercussions, and you still expect the law to save us?
February 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They got permission to break any law, then fired anyone responsible for enforcing those laws upon them, are now breaking all of the laws without fear of repercussions, and you still expect the law to save us?
So like, we’re not paying taxes this year, right?
February 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So like, we’re not paying taxes this year, right?
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Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation
January 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation
Am I just not following the right people or are the memes real weak here? Like REAL WEAK.
December 23, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Am I just not following the right people or are the memes real weak here? Like REAL WEAK.
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bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.
December 6, 2024 at 10:07 PM
bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.
Realizing at around the hour and 45 minute mark I realized i was not writing down my dj set list from tonight. Whoops.
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Realizing at around the hour and 45 minute mark I realized i was not writing down my dj set list from tonight. Whoops.
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Eventually, all characters on tv and movies will be voiced by alan tudyk, and honestly, good for him.
November 23, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Eventually, all characters on tv and movies will be voiced by alan tudyk, and honestly, good for him.
Fucking goddamn yes they got David Dastmalchian to play Mr 3 in the live action One Piece. Damn he’s awesome in everything. This is gonna rule so hard. I really hope we get to Impel Down to really see him shine.
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Fucking goddamn yes they got David Dastmalchian to play Mr 3 in the live action One Piece. Damn he’s awesome in everything. This is gonna rule so hard. I really hope we get to Impel Down to really see him shine.
I need like 5-11 more seasons of Foundation.
I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I need like 5-11 more seasons of Foundation.
Here’s my lil dude Winslow. Only other boi in the house.
November 17, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Here’s my lil dude Winslow. Only other boi in the house.
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My unironic hope for the Conan O'Brien Oscars:
Paul Rudd presents a category.
You know why.
Paul Rudd presents a category.
You know why.
November 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
My unironic hope for the Conan O'Brien Oscars:
Paul Rudd presents a category.
You know why.
Paul Rudd presents a category.
You know why.
I’m having a lot of complicated feelings about watching someone who has been the epitome of ass kickers my whole life kind of doddering around the ring getting bonked by a dingus. I mean, am i paying too much attention or does this whole fight seem kinda racist?
November 16, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I’m having a lot of complicated feelings about watching someone who has been the epitome of ass kickers my whole life kind of doddering around the ring getting bonked by a dingus. I mean, am i paying too much attention or does this whole fight seem kinda racist?
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had a great bbq at my local library last night.
we all had shhhh kebabs
we all had shhhh kebabs
November 15, 2024 at 9:31 AM
had a great bbq at my local library last night.
we all had shhhh kebabs
we all had shhhh kebabs
I cannot believe I really just agreed to go back to work full time. Looking forward to it though. Gonna miss being semi-retired. However I have been told there is a thing called “health insurance” and i’m “finger in your butthole at the dr’s office” years old which seems pretty great.
November 14, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I cannot believe I really just agreed to go back to work full time. Looking forward to it though. Gonna miss being semi-retired. However I have been told there is a thing called “health insurance” and i’m “finger in your butthole at the dr’s office” years old which seems pretty great.
Sitting here with the doggo waiting for the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard livestream to begin. The fact they stream all their shows for free is some love. Let’s go Weirdo Swarm!!!
November 10, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Sitting here with the doggo waiting for the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard livestream to begin. The fact they stream all their shows for free is some love. Let’s go Weirdo Swarm!!!
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I went to Detroit a couple weeks ago with a mission to find this giant cow head. My dude’s Phil and DJ made it a certified bro’d trip. Ate at Ishtar and Gander’s family restaurant. Both were life-changing meals. Bought some fancy weed too. Michigan was real cute. Ready to go back.
November 10, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I went to Detroit a couple weeks ago with a mission to find this giant cow head. My dude’s Phil and DJ made it a certified bro’d trip. Ate at Ishtar and Gander’s family restaurant. Both were life-changing meals. Bought some fancy weed too. Michigan was real cute. Ready to go back.