the Goldilocks in me is happy with all three of them—yes please!

it’s a nice fake: top is Anton Lapidus; don’t know who the bottom part is. the joy of fantasy!

and in case you’re wondering: yes, it also pairs well with strawberries. do with that what you will

cripes, whatever you do, don’t get it wet!

keeping in mind that these do not represent law enforcement but rather terrorist agents of the corrupt state, their actions make complete sense: spread fear and distrust to keep the sheep in line.

anyone else find it odd that the French word for dick is feminine?

enlarge the black box to cover him entirely and you’re on the right track

geniuses, all of them, and so much winning!!

it's the lab toddler equivalent of wanting to be a ballerina or cowboy—friendliest door knocker ever. good girl, Dolly!

nice view, but my brain is consumed by imagining what we’d do for an encore

how are they all such big, whiny losers (and all pretending to be such big men)—children cosplaying in their parents’ shoes

that needs to have been true my entire life: time travel, please correct this error immediately!