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just a nobody from nowhere trying not to be like everybody everywhere
oh, forgot to say that last night I finished my first woven item—a kitchen towel—in almost five years (long story). I think I put on enough warp for nine towels. looking forward to weaving the rest.
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
oh, forgot to say that last night I finished my first woven item—a kitchen towel—in almost five years (long story). I think I put on enough warp for nine towels. looking forward to weaving the rest.
in case you were in doubt, this is what the view is like from inside a fascist state. we don’t have time to wait for him to die. we must stand up to the orange idiot and dismantle his gestapo. and remember, mockery, sarcasm, and humor are their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
in case you were in doubt, this is what the view is like from inside a fascist state. we don’t have time to wait for him to die. we must stand up to the orange idiot and dismantle his gestapo. and remember, mockery, sarcasm, and humor are their kryptonite.
from the gorgeous world of Gustave Caillebotte, a thoughtful moment in a transitional space
Gustave Caillebotte - Young Man at His Window, 1875
Gustave Caillebotte - Young Man at His Window, 1875
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
from the gorgeous world of Gustave Caillebotte, a thoughtful moment in a transitional space
Gustave Caillebotte - Young Man at His Window, 1875
Gustave Caillebotte - Young Man at His Window, 1875
thought I was going to run out and buy an office chair for the new home office, but of course the one I liked has to be ordered. ah well, I guess it just gets moved with everything else. eventually is a good time, right?
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
thought I was going to run out and buy an office chair for the new home office, but of course the one I liked has to be ordered. ah well, I guess it just gets moved with everything else. eventually is a good time, right?
okay, convinced now that this is not a second cold, but still the first one on some sort of wretched rebound. I’d heard there was some horrible bug going around that people were fighting for 1-1.5 months, but I was firmly in the nonbeliever camp until it came for my will to live. ugh and ptui
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
okay, convinced now that this is not a second cold, but still the first one on some sort of wretched rebound. I’d heard there was some horrible bug going around that people were fighting for 1-1.5 months, but I was firmly in the nonbeliever camp until it came for my will to live. ugh and ptui
well, first night spent at the new house last night, and woke this morning to find the skylights had leaked. ugh, not the end of the world, but not a great beginning with a place where you’re supposed to be your most relaxed and comfortable
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
well, first night spent at the new house last night, and woke this morning to find the skylights had leaked. ugh, not the end of the world, but not a great beginning with a place where you’re supposed to be your most relaxed and comfortable
seriously, woke up yesterday with the second cold of this month. guess I have to start wearing a mask again when I leave the house. go ahead and stare, bitches, cause I’m not going through this again. if I see your eyes being judgy, I will remove my mask and cough in your face. fucking hell
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
seriously, woke up yesterday with the second cold of this month. guess I have to start wearing a mask again when I leave the house. go ahead and stare, bitches, cause I’m not going through this again. if I see your eyes being judgy, I will remove my mask and cough in your face. fucking hell
yikes, well, it’s officially happening—the largest amount of money ever just left my account to fund almost half the amount for our new house. are we done moving yet?
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
yikes, well, it’s officially happening—the largest amount of money ever just left my account to fund almost half the amount for our new house. are we done moving yet?
finished today, another one from the new puzzles at Chuffed: high quality, and mostly enjoyable (about 20% of this image is mostly black).
Chuffed Puzzles
Moonlight Metropolis by Elsa Klever
650 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
Chuffed Puzzles
Moonlight Metropolis by Elsa Klever
650 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
finished today, another one from the new puzzles at Chuffed: high quality, and mostly enjoyable (about 20% of this image is mostly black).
Chuffed Puzzles
Moonlight Metropolis by Elsa Klever
650 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
Chuffed Puzzles
Moonlight Metropolis by Elsa Klever
650 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
oh, does the giant, orange baby not want us talking about the fact of his dangerous physical decline? okay, that gives us more time to mention his obvious intellectual, moral, and emotional incompetence.
hey, you think he wants to hear about the celebrations we’re going to have when he’s gone?
hey, you think he wants to hear about the celebrations we’re going to have when he’s gone?
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
oh, does the giant, orange baby not want us talking about the fact of his dangerous physical decline? okay, that gives us more time to mention his obvious intellectual, moral, and emotional incompetence.
hey, you think he wants to hear about the celebrations we’re going to have when he’s gone?
hey, you think he wants to hear about the celebrations we’re going to have when he’s gone?
finished the first book of N.K. Jemisin’s Dreamblood duology. not as appealing to me as her Broken Earth trilogy, but her skill as a writer is always masterful. will dig into book two shortly; reading has slowed down since we’re packing for the pending move.
December 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
finished the first book of N.K. Jemisin’s Dreamblood duology. not as appealing to me as her Broken Earth trilogy, but her skill as a writer is always masterful. will dig into book two shortly; reading has slowed down since we’re packing for the pending move.
first foray into the new Chuffed puzzles—such high quality, and a fun little puzzle
Chuffed Puzzles
Holiday Hotspot by Elsa Klever
500 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
Chuffed Puzzles
Holiday Hotspot by Elsa Klever
500 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
first foray into the new Chuffed puzzles—such high quality, and a fun little puzzle
Chuffed Puzzles
Holiday Hotspot by Elsa Klever
500 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
Chuffed Puzzles
Holiday Hotspot by Elsa Klever
500 pcs
copyright: none (purchased in 2025)
just finished weed eating this house’s back yard for the last time (fingers crossed) before we move. a day late, but still thankful
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
just finished weed eating this house’s back yard for the last time (fingers crossed) before we move. a day late, but still thankful
ugh, I have been worn down to a nub the last couple weeks. I need some good ol’ preschool play time to refresh my mood
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ugh, I have been worn down to a nub the last couple weeks. I need some good ol’ preschool play time to refresh my mood
a lovely, high-quality puzzle, and such a wonderful image.
Nervous System
Geode Puzzle
169 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
Nervous System
Geode Puzzle
169 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
a lovely, high-quality puzzle, and such a wonderful image.
Nervous System
Geode Puzzle
169 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
Nervous System
Geode Puzzle
169 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
ooh, Chuffed Puzzles just more than doubled their line from 6 to 14 puzzles; check out this lovely indie brand that uses no AI (stolen) art:
chuffedpuzzles.com
chuffedpuzzles.com
Chuffed Puzzles
Beautiful jigsaw puzzles designed to bring you calm in a loud, busy world.
chuffedpuzzles.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
ooh, Chuffed Puzzles just more than doubled their line from 6 to 14 puzzles; check out this lovely indie brand that uses no AI (stolen) art:
chuffedpuzzles.com
chuffedpuzzles.com
unredeemable douchebags of a feather, etc
This chilling character reference by Jeffrey Epstein on his "best friend" Donald Trump was written the same year they spent Thanksgiving together:
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
unredeemable douchebags of a feather, etc
needing some ethereal beauty, so thought I would share it.
Eugene Von Bruenchenhein -untitled (no. 700), April 15, 1958
Eugene Von Bruenchenhein -untitled (no. 700), April 15, 1958
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
needing some ethereal beauty, so thought I would share it.
Eugene Von Bruenchenhein -untitled (no. 700), April 15, 1958
Eugene Von Bruenchenhein -untitled (no. 700), April 15, 1958
the inability of most humans to see the truth of this statement will be the downfall of humanity (on the up side, most everything else should survive our demise quite well)
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the inability of most humans to see the truth of this statement will be the downfall of humanity (on the up side, most everything else should survive our demise quite well)
another long day of house hunting, but we have a new contender—full of fear and hope (I’m sure the Germans have a word for that)
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
another long day of house hunting, but we have a new contender—full of fear and hope (I’m sure the Germans have a word for that)
life has been life-ing; we did not move forward with the first house. so I’m back to doing larger jigsaw puzzles—really enjoy this brand.
Blue Kazoo
Missile Command
1000 pcs
no copyright; purchased 2025
Blue Kazoo
Missile Command
1000 pcs
no copyright; purchased 2025
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
life has been life-ing; we did not move forward with the first house. so I’m back to doing larger jigsaw puzzles—really enjoy this brand.
Blue Kazoo
Missile Command
1000 pcs
no copyright; purchased 2025
Blue Kazoo
Missile Command
1000 pcs
no copyright; purchased 2025
of course it’s another wooden puzzle. this was the first Artifact Puzzle I bought (unsure what year that was, possibly 2019), and my life has never been the same
Artifact Puzzles
Stem Cell by Bruce Riley, 2016
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
Artifact Puzzles
Stem Cell by Bruce Riley, 2016
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
of course it’s another wooden puzzle. this was the first Artifact Puzzle I bought (unsure what year that was, possibly 2019), and my life has never been the same
Artifact Puzzles
Stem Cell by Bruce Riley, 2016
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
Artifact Puzzles
Stem Cell by Bruce Riley, 2016
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright
yeah baby, southern fried cabbage for lunch—I think I would live quite well in a land that put a high value on cabbage and bacon.
and I love this video; she cracks me up and makes killer food!
youtu.be/jvGqF5WD7v4?...
and I love this video; she cracks me up and makes killer food!
youtu.be/jvGqF5WD7v4?...
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
yeah baby, southern fried cabbage for lunch—I think I would live quite well in a land that put a high value on cabbage and bacon.
and I love this video; she cracks me up and makes killer food!
youtu.be/jvGqF5WD7v4?...
and I love this video; she cracks me up and makes killer food!
youtu.be/jvGqF5WD7v4?...
yep, you guessed it, another wooden puzzle...
Artifact Puzzles
Lady with Fan by Gustav Klimt, 1917-1918
161 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023
Artifact Puzzles
Lady with Fan by Gustav Klimt, 1917-1918
161 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
yep, you guessed it, another wooden puzzle...
Artifact Puzzles
Lady with Fan by Gustav Klimt, 1917-1918
161 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023
Artifact Puzzles
Lady with Fan by Gustav Klimt, 1917-1918
161 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023
only doing lap puzzles until after we’ve moved, which means mostly wooden puzzles—not a hardship in the least
Artifact Puzzles
Squares with Concentric Circles by Wassily Kandinsky, 1913
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023
Artifact Puzzles
Squares with Concentric Circles by Wassily Kandinsky, 1913
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
only doing lap puzzles until after we’ve moved, which means mostly wooden puzzles—not a hardship in the least
Artifact Puzzles
Squares with Concentric Circles by Wassily Kandinsky, 1913
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023
Artifact Puzzles
Squares with Concentric Circles by Wassily Kandinsky, 1913
191 pcs (wooden)
no copyright; purchased 2023