- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

do venom and eddie need a third

If you’re someone who still reads for pleasure, you are a marvel. If you’re able to unplug from all the chaos of our entertainment culture and disappear into the warmth and solace of a book, that is a rare gift and I’m very glad to know you.

everyone: wow being a librarian is so cool you just get to read books all day

your local librarian: today I had to break up a knife fight in the encyclopedia section

totally forgot about the minor villain in jjba part 6 who has a non sequitur breakdown about the Italian language being disrespected in the middle of a fight

do you require some space tape, master skywalker? you'll find it nestled between my golden thighs

Libraries feel like something about which we could very easily be saying, “Remember that place where you could borrow books, for FREE, and return them when you were finished?” And kids would say “What?? No way!” And yet there they still are, despite everything we’ve become, existing. Remarkable.

y’all ever create something and just be like… damn, i can’t believe i made this? like you revisit it and it feels too good to be from you?

MOBA player: I regret to inform you that due to reaching the ripe old age of 21 I now lack the reaction time required to click on a map and press a cooldown ability once in a while

FGC: after playing this dreamcast game for 20 years on a frame perfect basis I have become ryu now

THIS IS A PINK KNIGHT APPRECIATION POST 🌈💗🍭

pleaaaaaase adapt the later dune books where the bene gesserit are in a religious war with hentai pussy wizards

Godzilla probably has a lot of bird crap on him but it’s not the first thing you’d notice

my second ever amigurumi project! a crochet deoxys i freehanded for my boyfriend :3 🧶 #pokemon