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I don’t know how you guys can stand following people who repost strings of responses to their own post like a couple good ones is fine but if I have to scroll past 30 of your fucking reposts to get to new content it’s not worth it
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I don’t know how you guys can stand following people who repost strings of responses to their own post like a couple good ones is fine but if I have to scroll past 30 of your fucking reposts to get to new content it’s not worth it
I’ll drink coffee at 8 pm swearing to god it won’t do anything and then it’s 3 am and I’m still wide awake listening to the humidifier
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I’ll drink coffee at 8 pm swearing to god it won’t do anything and then it’s 3 am and I’m still wide awake listening to the humidifier
/In the most exhausted voice imaginable/ We saw you from across the bar and-
Here's what some of the new National Park Service passes will look like, starting Jan 1
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
/In the most exhausted voice imaginable/ We saw you from across the bar and-
Me: /accidentally clicks on a job description with the word ‘sales’ in it
My indeed home feed for the rest of my life: YOU WANT 100% COMMISSION?? ARE YOU OUR NEXT EPIC DOOR TO DOOR DILDO SALESMAN?? YOU LOVE THE EXHILARATION OF FINANCIAL INSTABILITY??
My indeed home feed for the rest of my life: YOU WANT 100% COMMISSION?? ARE YOU OUR NEXT EPIC DOOR TO DOOR DILDO SALESMAN?? YOU LOVE THE EXHILARATION OF FINANCIAL INSTABILITY??
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Me: /accidentally clicks on a job description with the word ‘sales’ in it
My indeed home feed for the rest of my life: YOU WANT 100% COMMISSION?? ARE YOU OUR NEXT EPIC DOOR TO DOOR DILDO SALESMAN?? YOU LOVE THE EXHILARATION OF FINANCIAL INSTABILITY??
My indeed home feed for the rest of my life: YOU WANT 100% COMMISSION?? ARE YOU OUR NEXT EPIC DOOR TO DOOR DILDO SALESMAN?? YOU LOVE THE EXHILARATION OF FINANCIAL INSTABILITY??
Seems like a good time for a guy on either team to take off their ankle weights so they can perform at full potential
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Seems like a good time for a guy on either team to take off their ankle weights so they can perform at full potential
Self identifying "Boy Moms" are already some of the worst people on planet Earth but Michigan just has these twice fried ones that are an unfortunate combination of stupid and attention seeking that almost makes them pitiable.
Ohhhhhh my god. www.michiganpublic.org/politics-gov...
Campbell's Soup sues Michigan congressional candidate over logo
Campbell’s Soup filed a lawsuit Friday against a candidate running for Michigan's 13th Congressional District for trademark infringement and false endorsement.
www.michiganpublic.org
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Self identifying "Boy Moms" are already some of the worst people on planet Earth but Michigan just has these twice fried ones that are an unfortunate combination of stupid and attention seeking that almost makes them pitiable.
Can you hoes wait like 24 hours to call celebrating Nazi harm short sighted or whatever shit is already fucked you sound obnoxious.
September 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Can you hoes wait like 24 hours to call celebrating Nazi harm short sighted or whatever shit is already fucked you sound obnoxious.
I know my managers mad that I refuse to do OT like my coworker but I do not care. I need 7 hours plus sleep time to recover from 8 hours of whatever the fuck is happening from now til the middle of October.
August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I know my managers mad that I refuse to do OT like my coworker but I do not care. I need 7 hours plus sleep time to recover from 8 hours of whatever the fuck is happening from now til the middle of October.
Not investing in company 401k plans specifically because of what’s happening rn with the market isn’t like, a win for me, like explain to someone about to try to retire why just ignoring all financial advice and putting money in a virtual hole my whole life apparently puts me ahead.
August 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Not investing in company 401k plans specifically because of what’s happening rn with the market isn’t like, a win for me, like explain to someone about to try to retire why just ignoring all financial advice and putting money in a virtual hole my whole life apparently puts me ahead.
There is nothing a phone call is going to fix if you’ve sent 2+ emails with the description of the thing you need and you’re not getting a solid ‘yeah we can do that’ and if you insist on a call I am going to send goons to your house.
August 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There is nothing a phone call is going to fix if you’ve sent 2+ emails with the description of the thing you need and you’re not getting a solid ‘yeah we can do that’ and if you insist on a call I am going to send goons to your house.
Work has suddenly gone from sort of chill and interesting to completely fucked lol rip to me the next few months
July 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Work has suddenly gone from sort of chill and interesting to completely fucked lol rip to me the next few months
The AST weapons are consistently the most beautiful things to look at in game so I thought for sure there'd be at least one person on the internet who would've already made a lamp, or like a sun-catcher hanging piece that looks like one and there is not. I'm not good at crafts but I feel compelled.
June 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The AST weapons are consistently the most beautiful things to look at in game so I thought for sure there'd be at least one person on the internet who would've already made a lamp, or like a sun-catcher hanging piece that looks like one and there is not. I'm not good at crafts but I feel compelled.
Pay off debt as fast as you can starting with the smallest debts that can be completely paid off. Ignore the dip in your credit score when loans resolve, it will fix itself eventually. Advice to keep debt for the credit building benefits is always coming from vampires.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pay off debt as fast as you can starting with the smallest debts that can be completely paid off. Ignore the dip in your credit score when loans resolve, it will fix itself eventually. Advice to keep debt for the credit building benefits is always coming from vampires.
Knowing the remaining die hard catholics I have to interact with still are pissed about this doesn't really fix anything, but it makes me feel better for like five minutes.
May 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Knowing the remaining die hard catholics I have to interact with still are pissed about this doesn't really fix anything, but it makes me feel better for like five minutes.
My heat sensitivity remains the stupid secret thing that can ruin an otherwise normal day between April and October.
April 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My heat sensitivity remains the stupid secret thing that can ruin an otherwise normal day between April and October.
I grew up with a weird dad who believes carbon dating is trash but Jewish mysticism is real science so I know there’s a certain section of Judeo-Christian freaks who genuinely think the pope was probably taken out by a curse because he called Israel terroristic.
April 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I grew up with a weird dad who believes carbon dating is trash but Jewish mysticism is real science so I know there’s a certain section of Judeo-Christian freaks who genuinely think the pope was probably taken out by a curse because he called Israel terroristic.
Making these into mp4 files so excessive let me make a gif like a normal person
April 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Making these into mp4 files so excessive let me make a gif like a normal person
I know that there are other indirect ways this country is fucking me over but blatantly saying I should have to pay to pay my temu ass government for continually working against my interests lmfao
BREAKING: The Trump administration plans to eliminate the IRS' Direct File program, an electronic system for filing your tax returns for free.
April 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I know that there are other indirect ways this country is fucking me over but blatantly saying I should have to pay to pay my temu ass government for continually working against my interests lmfao
Tragic: Woman Stays Up Hours Past Bedtime To Work On Shitty Animatic Instead Of Studying, Forgot Her Shift Starts Earlier Now
April 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Tragic: Woman Stays Up Hours Past Bedtime To Work On Shitty Animatic Instead Of Studying, Forgot Her Shift Starts Earlier Now
All my devices are in time out until I graduate so I focus on studying but I miss ff14 so I did a teeny doodle of tilla 😔
April 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
All my devices are in time out until I graduate so I focus on studying but I miss ff14 so I did a teeny doodle of tilla 😔
Now that I have my first school term in a week I’m anxious to just start,I’m already doing flash cards and stuff, like let’s just get it over with. I bought a 1200 pack of Lisa frank stickers to put in my planner, just let me read my textbook.
March 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Now that I have my first school term in a week I’m anxious to just start,I’m already doing flash cards and stuff, like let’s just get it over with. I bought a 1200 pack of Lisa frank stickers to put in my planner, just let me read my textbook.
I have a ton of hair and it’s very thick but I’ve grown it out enough that I understand now why my mom used to layer things. I don’t miss having high lights tho.
March 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I have a ton of hair and it’s very thick but I’ve grown it out enough that I understand now why my mom used to layer things. I don’t miss having high lights tho.
A tumblr I followed in like 2009 when the owner was in college to now liking their baby ultrasounds is so…like I’ve watched this person have breakdowns and date and marry. We’ve never spoken. We’re not mutual. But they shake their little life snow globe sometimes and I delight in the snow flurry.
February 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A tumblr I followed in like 2009 when the owner was in college to now liking their baby ultrasounds is so…like I’ve watched this person have breakdowns and date and marry. We’ve never spoken. We’re not mutual. But they shake their little life snow globe sometimes and I delight in the snow flurry.
There's a guy at work who despite my best efforts to imply I fucking hate him will message me and email me multiple times directly about something he could just create a form for. He doesn't understand procedure and so for each ping I get from him his shit waits untouched for 15 more minutes.
February 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
There's a guy at work who despite my best efforts to imply I fucking hate him will message me and email me multiple times directly about something he could just create a form for. He doesn't understand procedure and so for each ping I get from him his shit waits untouched for 15 more minutes.
Severance is my New York stock exchange I need everyone on the floor studying a 2000% zoom in on the label on the milk in marks fridge everyone’s sleeping under their desks tonight until the numbers make sense
January 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Severance is my New York stock exchange I need everyone on the floor studying a 2000% zoom in on the label on the milk in marks fridge everyone’s sleeping under their desks tonight until the numbers make sense