Potato Snail
@ilovesnailsss.bsky.social
| 20 | autistic | ADHD | Bi 💖💜💙 | 🇨🇦 | I LOVE snails | Any pronouns | snails are my special interest | snails are my life |
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This app would be so so much better if it was called SnailSky. And the only thing you would be allowed to post about is snails! I think that would be really cool
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This app would be so so much better if it was called SnailSky. And the only thing you would be allowed to post about is snails! I think that would be really cool
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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I refuse to believe anyone actually gives a fuck about Dilbert, or any comic strip character besides Calvin and Hobbs and Garfield. I thought we already all agreed that comic strips are the lowest form of art.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I refuse to believe anyone actually gives a fuck about Dilbert, or any comic strip character besides Calvin and Hobbs and Garfield. I thought we already all agreed that comic strips are the lowest form of art.
Just slipped on some ice and got my pants all wet while walking to work #imgonnajumpinfrontofatrain
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Just slipped on some ice and got my pants all wet while walking to work #imgonnajumpinfrontofatrain
They should get an Oscar for "most pretentious marketing campaign ever"
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
They should get an Oscar for "most pretentious marketing campaign ever"
It's enough to make a grown man cry 🥲
January 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
It's enough to make a grown man cry 🥲
Renee Good's final words were "I'm not mad at you" to the man who would murder her moments later. May the degenerate who took her life burn in the deepest pits of hell for all eternity
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Renee Good's final words were "I'm not mad at you" to the man who would murder her moments later. May the degenerate who took her life burn in the deepest pits of hell for all eternity
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We are learning entirely too much about these films and shows before they happen
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
We are learning entirely too much about these films and shows before they happen
I'm not religious, but I do genuinely hope there is some sort of hell that exists for sick pieces of shit like this. I desperately want to believe that this kind of cruelty will be punished by a higher power
January 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'm not religious, but I do genuinely hope there is some sort of hell that exists for sick pieces of shit like this. I desperately want to believe that this kind of cruelty will be punished by a higher power
One of the kids at the daycare drew me a picture of a snail omg I'm actually gonna cry
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
One of the kids at the daycare drew me a picture of a snail omg I'm actually gonna cry
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
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“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
This app would be so so much better if it was called SnailSky. And the only thing you would be allowed to post about is snails! I think that would be really cool
January 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
This app would be so so much better if it was called SnailSky. And the only thing you would be allowed to post about is snails! I think that would be really cool
Follow me for snail related posts!
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Follow me for snail related posts!
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January 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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ik "the cruelty is the point" is cliche at this point when talking about the administration but for literally every individual conservative they actively enjoy cruelty. that's what they're getting out of this.
January 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
ik "the cruelty is the point" is cliche at this point when talking about the administration but for literally every individual conservative they actively enjoy cruelty. that's what they're getting out of this.
The Hitler App lets you make ai porn of women without consent so I'm trying this app again
January 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The Hitler App lets you make ai porn of women without consent so I'm trying this app again
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smurfs movie evolution so far:
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears: the sequel
• mediocre standalone fully animated sony movie with demi lovato
• paramount does everything at once plus rihanna
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears: the sequel
• mediocre standalone fully animated sony movie with demi lovato
• paramount does everything at once plus rihanna
February 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
smurfs movie evolution so far:
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears: the sequel
• mediocre standalone fully animated sony movie with demi lovato
• paramount does everything at once plus rihanna
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears: the sequel
• mediocre standalone fully animated sony movie with demi lovato
• paramount does everything at once plus rihanna
I just made a graph showcasing how I would theoretically suck Microsoft Clippy's dick to prove a point in a debate.
January 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I just made a graph showcasing how I would theoretically suck Microsoft Clippy's dick to prove a point in a debate.
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Wicked was so good it’s gonna open up a lot more people to movie musicals and then Emilia Perez is gonna take them right on back
January 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wicked was so good it’s gonna open up a lot more people to movie musicals and then Emilia Perez is gonna take them right on back
I updated Windows and now my laptop decided it doesn't want to connect to Wi-Fi anymore. Thank you Windows 11, I despise you with every fiber of my being.
January 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I updated Windows and now my laptop decided it doesn't want to connect to Wi-Fi anymore. Thank you Windows 11, I despise you with every fiber of my being.
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Almost replied to a woman's post, but I realized I was probably just restating what she said in different words, so I exercised restraint like a goddamn hero.
January 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Almost replied to a woman's post, but I realized I was probably just restating what she said in different words, so I exercised restraint like a goddamn hero.
The person that plays Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon being a faceless twitch streamer was not on my 2025 bingo
January 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The person that plays Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon being a faceless twitch streamer was not on my 2025 bingo