segaphone
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the devil left a message... he said to kill local politicians...
the devil left a message... he said to kill local politicians...
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George Washington if he actually looked like the Washington monument
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
George Washington if he actually looked like the Washington monument
not this bitch ass proposing to me rn... FUCK YOU AND FUCK DISNEY WORLD
June 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
not this bitch ass proposing to me rn... FUCK YOU AND FUCK DISNEY WORLD
call me Wanda because i Wanda if i can pee on an electric fence without it hurting me
June 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
call me Wanda because i Wanda if i can pee on an electric fence without it hurting me
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fuck the military and fuck me too
May 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
fuck the military and fuck me too
she wanted me to hit it from the back and i bludgeoned her noggin i tell ya...
sorry shawty i thought you said you wanted to be hit in the back of the head
May 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
she wanted me to hit it from the back and i bludgeoned her noggin i tell ya...
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life is a penis and time is jerking me off
May 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
life is a penis and time is jerking me off
make america segaphone again
May 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
make america segaphone again
sorry shawty i thought you said you wanted to be hit in the back of the head
May 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
sorry shawty i thought you said you wanted to be hit in the back of the head
you gotta feel bad for peter griffin sometimes. that man has an ugly ass daughter!
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
you gotta feel bad for peter griffin sometimes. that man has an ugly ass daughter!
round of angel shots for the 4 of us please
May 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
round of angel shots for the 4 of us please
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starting his work day
May 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
starting his work day
so woke that in any character customisation i will never reinvent a white person
May 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
so woke that in any character customisation i will never reinvent a white person
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explaining sunset to a pervert: okay imagine the sun going down on the horizon
May 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
explaining sunset to a pervert: okay imagine the sun going down on the horizon
brainstorm or green needle guys
May 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
brainstorm or green needle guys
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Pumpkin Vine- Comanche Peak,
5/4/2025, 8:14:49 PM
5/4/2025, 8:14:49 PM
May 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pumpkin Vine- Comanche Peak,
5/4/2025, 8:14:49 PM
5/4/2025, 8:14:49 PM
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depressed garfield on a monday be like: ⚰️
May 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
depressed garfield on a monday be like: ⚰️
oh they humpin our days now huh?
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
oh they humpin our days now huh?
the devil: RING RING ☎️
me: hello bro.
me: hello bro.
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the devil: RING RING ☎️
me: hello bro.
me: hello bro.
call me kevin the way Imma loan these homos
May 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
call me kevin the way Imma loan these homos