Jake 🏳️🌈
@illogicaljake.bsky.social
35 / pretty gay / 🔞 NSFW 🔞 / chicago il
My algorithm seems to be serve up mostly the things I’m into except it’s convinced I’m into diaper stuff ☹️
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My algorithm seems to be serve up mostly the things I’m into except it’s convinced I’m into diaper stuff ☹️
I like that people use crocs charms to express themselves but I feel weird looking at their feet
September 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I like that people use crocs charms to express themselves but I feel weird looking at their feet
(subtweeting a person who doesn’t follow me) Guys, if you’re gonna do a belly post, please check that you don’t have the most obvious wad of lint in your belly button. 😅
April 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
(subtweeting a person who doesn’t follow me) Guys, if you’re gonna do a belly post, please check that you don’t have the most obvious wad of lint in your belly button. 😅
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"yeah he was big on twitter until it came out that he dmed like half the girls on there about his cum" is normally a story about some anon joke account from 2017 named like "buttuncle" and not the richest man in the world
April 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"yeah he was big on twitter until it came out that he dmed like half the girls on there about his cum" is normally a story about some anon joke account from 2017 named like "buttuncle" and not the richest man in the world
Mental illness is the dude that spends all day replying to politicians and podcast hosts on social media
April 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Mental illness is the dude that spends all day replying to politicians and podcast hosts on social media
I don’t love where I’m at with my body but it’s what I’ve got and I’m working to make it better!
March 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I don’t love where I’m at with my body but it’s what I’ve got and I’m working to make it better!
hi friends, here’s my boner
March 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
hi friends, here’s my boner
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right now really feels like starting a lot of sentences and not knowing how to finish them
January 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
right now really feels like starting a lot of sentences and not knowing how to finish them
Chocy milk and Richard Osman
I’m an adult
I’m an adult
January 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Chocy milk and Richard Osman
I’m an adult
I’m an adult
I got a haircut and now start the one week timer until I accept it and like how it looks
December 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I got a haircut and now start the one week timer until I accept it and like how it looks
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Jesus, I love Bluesky. The replies here kick ass…
I’m always looking for things that explain a lot but that people have a hard time remembering.
Examples: Air is stuff. Pee comes from blood. All land vertebrates have a single common ancestor. Venus is bright enough to cast visible shadows. Clouds are heavy. Bones are alive.
Any others you know?
Examples: Air is stuff. Pee comes from blood. All land vertebrates have a single common ancestor. Venus is bright enough to cast visible shadows. Clouds are heavy. Bones are alive.
Any others you know?
December 29, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Jesus, I love Bluesky. The replies here kick ass…
I think with my time off until my new job I’ll finally catch up on Pokemon Scarlet
December 29, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I think with my time off until my new job I’ll finally catch up on Pokemon Scarlet
AI is a plague 😩😩
December 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
AI is a plague 😩😩
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
December 26, 2024 at 3:24 PM
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
Remember when Markiplier showed his butt?
December 26, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Remember when Markiplier showed his butt?
So cozy to see all the Christmas trees lit up in windows
December 24, 2024 at 5:51 PM
So cozy to see all the Christmas trees lit up in windows
You can just squirt Mio into your white wine to make it red wine
December 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
You can just squirt Mio into your white wine to make it red wine
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Angela Markel cookies
December 23, 2024 at 4:39 PM
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Angela Markel cookies
The Naked Gun movies are exactly my sense of humor and my friends have to put up with that all the time
December 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
The Naked Gun movies are exactly my sense of humor and my friends have to put up with that all the time
No pants. YouTube on. Gonna spend my Sunday morning learning about the rise and fall of Seaworld Orlando
December 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
No pants. YouTube on. Gonna spend my Sunday morning learning about the rise and fall of Seaworld Orlando
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Just another average Sunday morning on Bluesky
December 22, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Just another average Sunday morning on Bluesky
happy night time to all who celebrate
December 20, 2024 at 5:12 AM
happy night time to all who celebrate