Jordan
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white sox fan. professional yapper. librarian. not insane at all. sanest man to ever live. 25. https://open.substack.com/pub/jordangrasnowski
this also implies that some very talented painter sat down at one point and was like “i need to paint roland the farter dealing with the remorse of his fraud career. it’s gonna be some real Heavy Weighs the Crown Shit”
April 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
this also implies that some very talented painter sat down at one point and was like “i need to paint roland the farter dealing with the remorse of his fraud career. it’s gonna be some real Heavy Weighs the Crown Shit”
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posted some old stuff. it’s bad. so bad it’s gonna make me wanna write more to bury it
posted some old stuff. it’s bad. so bad it’s gonna make me wanna write more to bury it
Jordan Grasnowski | Substack
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April 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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posted some old stuff. it’s bad. so bad it’s gonna make me wanna write more to bury it
posted some old stuff. it’s bad. so bad it’s gonna make me wanna write more to bury it
anne hathaway is actually just rich
April 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
anne hathaway is actually just rich
say what u will jerry knows how to cut deals
March 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
say what u will jerry knows how to cut deals
Thank you! I call it the “Oh My God I’m Scared I’m Going to Die” diet
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Thank you! I call it the “Oh My God I’m Scared I’m Going to Die” diet
My reaction to that information (i ate exclusively fast food and got drunk every night):
March 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My reaction to that information (i ate exclusively fast food and got drunk every night):