Jordan
@iliterate.bsky.social
white sox fan. professional yapper. librarian. not insane at all. sanest man to ever live. 25. https://open.substack.com/pub/jordangrasnowski
Save us Tim Elko Tim Elko Save us Please
April 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Save us Tim Elko Tim Elko Save us Please
just found out this pic used on tiktok all the time is of a guy named Roland the Farter. his thing was he farted for King Henry II. what do i do with this information. i’m freaking out
April 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
just found out this pic used on tiktok all the time is of a guy named Roland the Farter. his thing was he farted for King Henry II. what do i do with this information. i’m freaking out
every time i see a jonathan cannon sweeper:
March 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
every time i see a jonathan cannon sweeper:
My reaction to that information (i ate exclusively fast food and got drunk every night):
March 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My reaction to that information (i ate exclusively fast food and got drunk every night):
2023 me when it came to being told i’m developing liver disease at 23 years old:
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
2023 me when it came to being told i’m developing liver disease at 23 years old:
Folks: We Are Down One Hundred (100) Pounds (lbs) Today
March 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Folks: We Are Down One Hundred (100) Pounds (lbs) Today
my friends: bro where have u been i haven’t heard from u in forever
where ive been:
where ive been:
March 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my friends: bro where have u been i haven’t heard from u in forever
where ive been:
where ive been:
me: i hate the united states of america
me when asked about the city of chicago:
me when asked about the city of chicago:
March 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me: i hate the united states of america
me when asked about the city of chicago:
me when asked about the city of chicago:
jonathan cannon realizing he’s an ace after pitching half a season in the majors with a 4.71 ERA
February 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
jonathan cannon realizing he’s an ace after pitching half a season in the majors with a 4.71 ERA
nosferatu bringing his ex’s new man to his castle and forcing him to call him My Lord
December 29, 2024 at 6:04 AM
nosferatu bringing his ex’s new man to his castle and forcing him to call him My Lord
“And laughter ensued.”
Chris Getz:
Chris Getz:
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 PM
“And laughter ensued.”
Chris Getz:
Chris Getz:
we have to hope that sasaki is a “i can fix him” type of person
December 12, 2024 at 8:49 PM
we have to hope that sasaki is a “i can fix him” type of person
the dodgers resigning blake treinen right after the soto signing hoping that everyone will be too distracted to reply with those old posts of his
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 AM
the dodgers resigning blake treinen right after the soto signing hoping that everyone will be too distracted to reply with those old posts of his
Bill James watching the same 5 teams sign every major free agent after half the teams in the league cut their budget and begin to operate exclusively on obscure sidewinders and trying to get a .700 ops out of minor league lifers
December 9, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Bill James watching the same 5 teams sign every major free agent after half the teams in the league cut their budget and begin to operate exclusively on obscure sidewinders and trying to get a .700 ops out of minor league lifers
the yankees being the little brother team in their city
December 9, 2024 at 3:35 AM
the yankees being the little brother team in their city
The Mets offering Pete Alonso a $300 million 7 year deal with $299 million deferred to 2074 so they can pay that soto contract
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 AM
The Mets offering Pete Alonso a $300 million 7 year deal with $299 million deferred to 2074 so they can pay that soto contract
yea i cant do it anymore
December 9, 2024 at 2:46 AM
yea i cant do it anymore
not even a bit i belong in prison. not even in like a “oh this is funny but also check out my music :)” way. i just actually need to take a long hard look in the mirror
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 AM
not even a bit i belong in prison. not even in like a “oh this is funny but also check out my music :)” way. i just actually need to take a long hard look in the mirror
binging assignments during finals week after procrastinating for months:
November 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
binging assignments during finals week after procrastinating for months:
this is how i’m looking at this fucking kid rn
November 28, 2024 at 8:43 PM
this is how i’m looking at this fucking kid rn
this might be cause for an intervention
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
this might be cause for an intervention