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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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if you’re posting old family photos when you go home for christmas just know i will see them while im hastily scrolling the tl and assume your young dad is in the epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
if you’re posting old family photos when you go home for christmas just know i will see them while im hastily scrolling the tl and assume your young dad is in the epstein files
www.usatoday.com/story/news/w... i heard this story years ago with no details and i am delighted to now learn it is 100% true
one hitman subcontracted to another, who subcontracted to another, and so on until the 5th hitman just told the target about the hit and they faked his death
one hitman subcontracted to another, who subcontracted to another, and so on until the 5th hitman just told the target about the hit and they faked his death
Hitman outsourced a murder to hitman, who hired hitman, who hired hitman, who hired hitman
Six men — including five hitmen — have been charged in Chinese court last Thursday, after all attempted to subcontract the killing to another hitman.
www.usatoday.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
www.usatoday.com/story/news/w... i heard this story years ago with no details and i am delighted to now learn it is 100% true
one hitman subcontracted to another, who subcontracted to another, and so on until the 5th hitman just told the target about the hit and they faked his death
one hitman subcontracted to another, who subcontracted to another, and so on until the 5th hitman just told the target about the hit and they faked his death
james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brie... actual link to source
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brie... actual link to source
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Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
i have a digitalocean server that i really dislike maintaining because it's on debian unstable but i have kept it running without reboots for more than five years now and i just have to keep the streak alive
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i have a digitalocean server that i really dislike maintaining because it's on debian unstable but i have kept it running without reboots for more than five years now and i just have to keep the streak alive
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The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
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my dad was always saying this
August 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
my dad was always saying this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IIF... have maybe found the coolest sport? it's volleyball but with bicycle kicks instead of spikes. hackysack if it were a martial art
Sepaktakraw Women's Regu Semi-final Thailand vs Vietnam (Day 8) | 28th SEA Games Singapore 2015
YouTube video by SG Sports TV
www.youtube.com
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IIF... have maybe found the coolest sport? it's volleyball but with bicycle kicks instead of spikes. hackysack if it were a martial art
one time my gf and i set our alarm wrong when we had to get up early but i still got us up on time bc i have spent enough nights staring at the wall waiting for morning that i know exactly how long 7 hours is
August 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
one time my gf and i set our alarm wrong when we had to get up early but i still got us up on time bc i have spent enough nights staring at the wall waiting for morning that i know exactly how long 7 hours is
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nobody likes a show-off
July 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
nobody likes a show-off
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baby niece is screaming in the car unless i play hampsterdance in my phone
July 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
baby niece is screaming in the car unless i play hampsterdance in my phone
baby niece has discovered raspberries. crawling around at ramming speeds with her head down going "adieu. a-pbbbt. adieu. pbbbt."
July 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
baby niece has discovered raspberries. crawling around at ramming speeds with her head down going "adieu. a-pbbbt. adieu. pbbbt."
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Our cat Biscuit had his grooming appt today and they sent us his report card but I think I'm just going to use it as my bio
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Our cat Biscuit had his grooming appt today and they sent us his report card but I think I'm just going to use it as my bio
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playing a gigglelike with happiness elements and smilebuilding
June 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
playing a gigglelike with happiness elements and smilebuilding
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
i put peanut butter m&ms in the little indents in my waffle today
June 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i put peanut butter m&ms in the little indents in my waffle today
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Me dealing with the word “agentic” youtu.be/icTrzUuWlHI
Mitchell & Webb - Vectron
YouTube video by videodumpywump
youtu.be
May 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me dealing with the word “agentic” youtu.be/icTrzUuWlHI
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esse vídeo você começa pensando "nossa que bobagem", dá 15 segundos você tá "Deus realmente abençoa poucos com talento e carisma ao mesmo tempo, eu iria num show dele"
May 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
esse vídeo você começa pensando "nossa que bobagem", dá 15 segundos você tá "Deus realmente abençoa poucos com talento e carisma ao mesmo tempo, eu iria num show dele"
someone on the train using bsky. good job everyone
May 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
someone on the train using bsky. good job everyone