Abby
@ihavethecat.bsky.social
I am a 22-year-old woman in New York State, with two dogs and a cat.
I am not a violent person, but I would very much like for a number of fascists to be struck by lightning and/or falling debris in the near future.
I am not a violent person, but I would very much like for a number of fascists to be struck by lightning and/or falling debris in the near future.
Shoutout to the friend in middle school who spoiled the ending of the 24-book series I was super into at the time:
“Oh yeah by the way, X dies.”
“W-well… okay, I wish you hadn’t said that, but I’m going to keep reading to find out how it happens.”
“He gets hit by a falling tree in a thunderstorm.”
“Oh yeah by the way, X dies.”
“W-well… okay, I wish you hadn’t said that, but I’m going to keep reading to find out how it happens.”
“He gets hit by a falling tree in a thunderstorm.”
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Shoutout to the friend in middle school who spoiled the ending of the 24-book series I was super into at the time:
“Oh yeah by the way, X dies.”
“W-well… okay, I wish you hadn’t said that, but I’m going to keep reading to find out how it happens.”
“He gets hit by a falling tree in a thunderstorm.”
“Oh yeah by the way, X dies.”
“W-well… okay, I wish you hadn’t said that, but I’m going to keep reading to find out how it happens.”
“He gets hit by a falling tree in a thunderstorm.”
Someone put up tiny US flags all around the cul de sac and it’s just dawning on me that yesterday would have been the perfect time to replace them all with BLM and Pride flags before the tone-deaf and/or MAGA neighbors had their fucking parade. Might have to figure out a way to do it anyway
July 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Someone put up tiny US flags all around the cul de sac and it’s just dawning on me that yesterday would have been the perfect time to replace them all with BLM and Pride flags before the tone-deaf and/or MAGA neighbors had their fucking parade. Might have to figure out a way to do it anyway
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To mark the 1st day of my 4th year without Alice I have an announcement:
I’ve joined up with a determined group of women working to change the narrative around trans people. Women standing in solidarity with our trans siblings.
Our first step is to ask cis women to read and sign our open letter ⬇️
I’ve joined up with a determined group of women working to change the narrative around trans people. Women standing in solidarity with our trans siblings.
Our first step is to ask cis women to read and sign our open letter ⬇️
Not in our name: Women in support of the trans+ community
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
chng.it
May 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
To mark the 1st day of my 4th year without Alice I have an announcement:
I’ve joined up with a determined group of women working to change the narrative around trans people. Women standing in solidarity with our trans siblings.
Our first step is to ask cis women to read and sign our open letter ⬇️
I’ve joined up with a determined group of women working to change the narrative around trans people. Women standing in solidarity with our trans siblings.
Our first step is to ask cis women to read and sign our open letter ⬇️
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Is there a phrase more oxymoronic in intent and result than ‘Calm down’?
June 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Is there a phrase more oxymoronic in intent and result than ‘Calm down’?
Just thinking about how in the Pokémon world they put an age restriction on being a Trainer or doing the Gym Challenge or something… and then depending on the region where you challenge the Elite Four, one of them’s like, a toddler or something with a bunch of Steel-types
She got all her badges??
She got all her badges??
June 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just thinking about how in the Pokémon world they put an age restriction on being a Trainer or doing the Gym Challenge or something… and then depending on the region where you challenge the Elite Four, one of them’s like, a toddler or something with a bunch of Steel-types
She got all her badges??
She got all her badges??
I want:
• my friends to play DnD with me
• a Vacuum Cleaner of Holding
• my friends to play DnD with me
• a Vacuum Cleaner of Holding
June 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I want:
• my friends to play DnD with me
• a Vacuum Cleaner of Holding
• my friends to play DnD with me
• a Vacuum Cleaner of Holding
you are a based life-form
June 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
you are a based life-form
The other night I got buzzed for the first time and almost told the person sitting next to me on my friend’s couch that her butt was warm
June 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The other night I got buzzed for the first time and almost told the person sitting next to me on my friend’s couch that her butt was warm
My family: “What do you mean, your inner monologue is just words?”
Me: “I didn’t realize ‘voices in your head’ was a real option for people who aren’t hallucinating.”
But in hindsight, this would seem to indicate that there is some truth to the question, “Did I say that out loud?”
Me: “I didn’t realize ‘voices in your head’ was a real option for people who aren’t hallucinating.”
But in hindsight, this would seem to indicate that there is some truth to the question, “Did I say that out loud?”
June 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My family: “What do you mean, your inner monologue is just words?”
Me: “I didn’t realize ‘voices in your head’ was a real option for people who aren’t hallucinating.”
But in hindsight, this would seem to indicate that there is some truth to the question, “Did I say that out loud?”
Me: “I didn’t realize ‘voices in your head’ was a real option for people who aren’t hallucinating.”
But in hindsight, this would seem to indicate that there is some truth to the question, “Did I say that out loud?”
Concern your Friends Challenge: next time you would use the red heart emoji ❤️ or one of its variants, instead use the anatomical heart emoji 🫀
June 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Concern your Friends Challenge: next time you would use the red heart emoji ❤️ or one of its variants, instead use the anatomical heart emoji 🫀
Remember that urban legend that the holes in Life Savers are there to prevent choking? Before hearing that, I’d assumed they were named for their resemblance to life preservers. (They were.) I was eating a Life Savers-branded lollipop today and finally looked it up. www.snopes.com/fact-check/l...
Life Savers
Were Life Savers candies so named because the inventor's daughter died from choking on a mint?
www.snopes.com
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Remember that urban legend that the holes in Life Savers are there to prevent choking? Before hearing that, I’d assumed they were named for their resemblance to life preservers. (They were.) I was eating a Life Savers-branded lollipop today and finally looked it up. www.snopes.com/fact-check/l...
Michelangelo’s “Creation of Man,” but with a curious jumping spider poking my fingertip
April 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Michelangelo’s “Creation of Man,” but with a curious jumping spider poking my fingertip
If you don’t like🫃pregnant man emoji, we can’t be friends
April 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you don’t like🫃pregnant man emoji, we can’t be friends
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today is international engagement bait day. please repost to raise awareness
April 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
today is international engagement bait day. please repost to raise awareness
Today I poked my dad’s face and then my mom’s, to virtually no response. My mom says she’s “over reacting.”
April 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Today I poked my dad’s face and then my mom’s, to virtually no response. My mom says she’s “over reacting.”
It’s probably bad for your skin but apparently pressing your nails into a bug bite to leave X-shaped impressions can make them itch less for a little while. I guess my mom has been doing this since she was a kid or something??
April 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s probably bad for your skin but apparently pressing your nails into a bug bite to leave X-shaped impressions can make them itch less for a little while. I guess my mom has been doing this since she was a kid or something??
Ever watch GATTACA? That movie about how eugenics is bad and also a guy gets his head smashed in with a keyboard? Yeah I guess I had a good time in high school
April 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ever watch GATTACA? That movie about how eugenics is bad and also a guy gets his head smashed in with a keyboard? Yeah I guess I had a good time in high school
I was just out in the rain playing with my puppy and it occurred to me that the guy who died of pneumonia after like a week was probably one of the best U.S. Presidents
April 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I was just out in the rain playing with my puppy and it occurred to me that the guy who died of pneumonia after like a week was probably one of the best U.S. Presidents
Sometimes when I brush my teeth I like to let a little bit of the blue stuff dribble from the corners of my mouth and say into the mirror, “I vant to drink your toothpaste”
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sometimes when I brush my teeth I like to let a little bit of the blue stuff dribble from the corners of my mouth and say into the mirror, “I vant to drink your toothpaste”
You guys know the Bogeyman? Great at scaring kids, not so great at golf— but I really admire his good sportsmanship and love for the game.
March 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
You guys know the Bogeyman? Great at scaring kids, not so great at golf— but I really admire his good sportsmanship and love for the game.
turkey baste life form
March 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
turkey baste life form
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social Anagrams list from en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dealate
March 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social Anagrams list from en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dealate
Why’s it called tiptoeing when you’re walking on the pads of your toes? Isn’t the tip of your toe the part with the nail?
March 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Why’s it called tiptoeing when you’re walking on the pads of your toes? Isn’t the tip of your toe the part with the nail?
Food is not yummy in your tummy. It ceases to be yummy once it is immersed in bile.
March 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Food is not yummy in your tummy. It ceases to be yummy once it is immersed in bile.
Some people should be gifted a shirt that uses a glow-in-the-dark pattern to change to “Does not play well with others”
March 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Some people should be gifted a shirt that uses a glow-in-the-dark pattern to change to “Does not play well with others”