Yes it’s clichéd but it’s still a good message and the comic is cute

What an unprofessional thing to say

I’d lose my composure on the spot at that age, lmao

I mean, imagine you’re either like, a 4-year-old with a level 12 Rattata or a 10-year-old who just stopped getting turned away from Gyms. Wouldn’t you be PISSED if Mom said, “No, you’re not old enough yet,” and then you meet this little girl who’s allowed to fight you with her Metagross?

What I’m hearing is you need someone to make you cry?

and don’t lose count of reps at the gym later or one arm will inflate like a balloon and you’ll lose balance and hit your head on the floor

I certainly hope health insurance companies will be more amenable to covering name-brand medications now. But don’t worry, they probably won’t.

wdym, America is the only country over here

/s

Oh fiddlesticks, are they the cephalopod kind or the demonic kind? I forgot how to tell the difference. Point being, the latter prefer molten rock and the blood of the damned. Sorry if I gave you bad advice 🙁

They seem uncomfortable. Do they have enough water?

I do like to jokingly say “all two of them” when someone says “all” when they could instead say “both,” but this is not one of those times

I should eat more mochi and mochi-related foods. I’ve pretty much only had balls of ice cream wrapped in mochi (which are also very good). I also think it’s kind of funny how foods with unusual but pretty colors just kinda look delicious most of the time.

I have clothes from probably like middle school that I’ve just never stopped wearing. I’m 22.

feathery comet

Also a fun reminder that Snopes exists. I’ve been using that site a lot this year 🙃