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@ihadtopickaname.bsky.social
Cripplingly unfunny
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I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Cis people can do this, too! I remember a defector mailbag where a guy was like “I’ve always gone by Andy, can I start going by Andrew instead?” Dog you can start going by Sasquatch if you want you’re a free man.
People should choose their own names
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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this year, i am becoming more evil than ever
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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[being walked in on while watching a minecraft youtube video] *slamming laptop closed* UHHH I WAS WATCHING PORN I SWEAR
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Manifested this back in 2021. Anything else you all want me to add to the game?
December 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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next year i will become more evil than ever
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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i’m not a goo goo dolls fan at all but iris always makes me feel something man
Iris is so ubiquitous so it's kind of a hard song to talk about, but every once in awhile I think about how wild and extremely cool it is that one of the best songs of the last 30 years was written and performed by a band from Buffalo. Also crazy that it's still a massive hit in 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Finished @badambulist.bsky.social's All the Way and felt like drawing Taylor and Maxine. I haven't touched a stylus in over a year, so it's kinda wonky, but eh...
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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🩸💋🩸
October 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Shoot out canis rex hero of the imperium for hiding my estrogen
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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you learned nothing, you practiced nothing, you diminished yourself, you outsourced your human capacity for growth, intelligence, and personal reflection to a fucking jerk-you-off machine
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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this is so apparent to anyone i know that actually works in any kind of creative field and so completely over the head of anyone who doesn't apparently that it makes me feel like im getting gaslit by the general public
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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the thing that drives me insane about genAI/chatgpt bullshit is that brother, the process IS the work IS the entire thing. no artist comes to art for the final result. the final result is inextricable from the fucking labor that came into making it
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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all worm and no pay makes jill a trans girl
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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a whole new world to explore
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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i have many followers from this country 🏳️‍⚧️God bless wherever u are
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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doll who has a good end
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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this is all fun and games but you gotta go outside and breathe the fucking air to live, this shit ain't real, this is the fucking illusory realm, this is the realm of spectacle and unsuppressed urges man, this is 100% performance, none of this means jack shit, peel your fucking eyes away
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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New screenies
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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DETROIT BASKETBALL: STREAKING

🏎️ 10 wins a row
🏎️ 12-2 | 1st in the East
🏎️ Best start since 2005-06

Pistons seek 11 straight tonight in Atlanta at 7:30pm/et on NBA League Pass!

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November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM