loren ipsum
@ieatmerh.bsky.social
uhh hi ig
are minors allowed on here...?
are minors allowed on here...?
once i shared my location with both of my cousins and my nana not knowing my location was set to “penis”
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
once i shared my location with both of my cousins and my nana not knowing my location was set to “penis”
GAAHH THEIR WALK ANIMATION IS SO CUTEEEEE
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
GAAHH THEIR WALK ANIMATION IS SO CUTEEEEE
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#19 Gators up by ten at the half over #23 Bama
They are looking great in a 36 degree Gainesville 🥶🥶🥶
Go Gators 🐊🐊🐊
They are looking great in a 36 degree Gainesville 🥶🥶🥶
Go Gators 🐊🐊🐊
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
#19 Gators up by ten at the half over #23 Bama
They are looking great in a 36 degree Gainesville 🥶🥶🥶
Go Gators 🐊🐊🐊
They are looking great in a 36 degree Gainesville 🥶🥶🥶
Go Gators 🐊🐊🐊
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
nobody:
traffic lights as soon as you get to a green light:
traffic lights as soon as you get to a green light:
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
nobody:
traffic lights as soon as you get to a green light:
traffic lights as soon as you get to a green light:
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I am looking forward to being back on the road and back in community with you next week.
Join me in Richmond, Greensboro, Charlotte, Columbia, and Savannah: kamalaharris.link/tour
Join me in Richmond, Greensboro, Charlotte, Columbia, and Savannah: kamalaharris.link/tour
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I am looking forward to being back on the road and back in community with you next week.
Join me in Richmond, Greensboro, Charlotte, Columbia, and Savannah: kamalaharris.link/tour
Join me in Richmond, Greensboro, Charlotte, Columbia, and Savannah: kamalaharris.link/tour
guys my sink is in the illuminati
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
guys my sink is in the illuminati
drinking uranium rn
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
drinking uranium rn
I really want to play donkey kong bonanza but i don’t have a fucking switch 2 and it’s 80 dollars. Thats 2 times the price of new horizons
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I really want to play donkey kong bonanza but i don’t have a fucking switch 2 and it’s 80 dollars. Thats 2 times the price of new horizons
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I have got to get weirder
January 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I have got to get weirder
My dad keeps saying labubu how do i sedate him
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
My dad keeps saying labubu how do i sedate him
How me get verified
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
How me get verified
Ima be so for real premier protein chocolate shakes taste like straight ass when you shake them
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Ima be so for real premier protein chocolate shakes taste like straight ass when you shake them
hugest shoutout to the h mart employee that helped me find the cups of ice
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
hugest shoutout to the h mart employee that helped me find the cups of ice
I was right they fucking bombed Venezuela might as well just move onto 2027 at this point ✌️
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I was right they fucking bombed Venezuela might as well just move onto 2027 at this point ✌️
For some reason the schoolies have a 1 hour video of oopsie doopsie playing for 1 hour and 16 seconds. This is the main reason the number of mental hospital patients have increased rapidly in the span of 2 yesrs
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 PM
For some reason the schoolies have a 1 hour video of oopsie doopsie playing for 1 hour and 16 seconds. This is the main reason the number of mental hospital patients have increased rapidly in the span of 2 yesrs
Why does literally any other store get to have power meanwhile I’m sitting here with a stupid ass candle in my dark ass house surviving off my dads hotspot
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Why does literally any other store get to have power meanwhile I’m sitting here with a stupid ass candle in my dark ass house surviving off my dads hotspot
I just ate a buffalo spicy wing with blue cheese. I am not okay.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I just ate a buffalo spicy wing with blue cheese. I am not okay.
literally the only thing left from my afterparty is this cup of root beer with a straw
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
literally the only thing left from my afterparty is this cup of root beer with a straw
Currently reinstalling google auth because I can’t login to discord with a regular email and password so I have to use my passkey
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Currently reinstalling google auth because I can’t login to discord with a regular email and password so I have to use my passkey
Does this motherfucker actually expect me to pay a loan of half of my money just to get a house
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Does this motherfucker actually expect me to pay a loan of half of my money just to get a house
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Happy New Year, everyone! Maybe this year will be better than the last
a man singing into a microphone in a room
Alt: a man singing into a microphone in a room, counting crows
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Happy New Year, everyone! Maybe this year will be better than the last