Will
ieatllamas.bsky.social
Will
@ieatllamas.bsky.social
twitch: i_eat_llamas

Queer bear entering his daddy era.
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Disco Elysium is the greatest game ever made because it basically explained how it was going to die and then did it
Disco Elysium is being "reimagined" for mobile devices to "captivate the TikTok user"

www.eurogamer.net/disco-elysiu...
March 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
humanity peaked with the burrito tbh
March 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
if Cyberpunk 2077 is gonna become reality can I at least get the braindances and cool implants and shit? this dystopia is boring as fuck.
This should not be legal on like 18 separate grounds.
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
but deliver us from Subway tho
Lead us not into penn station
February 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm down 23 pounds (and trying not to be fucking annoying about it) , but anyone who knows me will tell you one of my favorite pastimes is being a bar fly. So when I tell you that this beer, having gone a month without one, might as well be straight dopamine, I'm not lying.
February 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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My lovely wife, whose acceptance was essential to my coming out as a woman & doing the hard work to transition medically and socially, is still raising money to get out of the country. Nic is my rock. She has given me so much help. Now she needs help so that we can stay together.
February 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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*leaves the daily commute to dance*
January 31, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This place fucking rules. Had some amazing food there. Hope to see it thrive in spite of the current nightmare.
February 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
anyway, continuing my Earthbound stream. stop in and say hi!

twitch.tv/i_eat_llamas
February 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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If Dragon Age Veilguard had just added in Waluigi mode surely it would have made millions
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Somehow, the cage-free jumbo eggs at the market near me remain $5, which is what Aldi is now charging for a dozen large caged eggs. Living bougie over here.
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
C-Suite jackass: high-quality narratives aren't enough anymore give us more money

Baldur's Gate 3: -exists-
"To break out beyond the core audience, games need to directly connect to the evolving demand of players who increasingly seek shared world features and deeper engagement alongside high-quality narratives" EA's CEO has said, post Dragon Age: The Veilguard. bit.ly/3Q52rAP
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
recently snagged a 1440p monitor now that my rig can finally handle it. now the digital, fictional dystopian horrors can be as crystal clear as the IRL ones. 🙃
February 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i'll be over here waiting for Avowed to release while the country is busy collapsing 🫠
February 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
keep wagging your finger, that'll show them this time 🙄
Schumer: "Today Leader Jeffries and I are joining together to push legislation to prevent unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department's payment systems and protect Americans across the country ... we call our legislation, 'stop the steal'"
February 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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[watching my neighbor burn my house down]

IM GONNA VOTE AGAINST YOU SO HARD AT THE NEXT HOA MEETING
February 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
finally deleted all 3 of my twitter accounts. good riddance, but starting over is bittersweet. 🥺
February 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM