Courtney
@idlewood.bsky.social
Thanks, Meta AI for suggesting I turn this photo of beautiful lumpia our neighbor made into a photo of…rectangular hot dogs?
September 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thanks, Meta AI for suggesting I turn this photo of beautiful lumpia our neighbor made into a photo of…rectangular hot dogs?
5 years ago, our 14 year old dog was viciously attacked by a poodle. My then 6 year old made her the greatest get well card I’ve ever seen.
I share it with you and Fisher, hoping it brings you as much levity during a rough time as it brought me then. (This is supposedly a picture of a dog bone.)
I share it with you and Fisher, hoping it brings you as much levity during a rough time as it brought me then. (This is supposedly a picture of a dog bone.)
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
5 years ago, our 14 year old dog was viciously attacked by a poodle. My then 6 year old made her the greatest get well card I’ve ever seen.
I share it with you and Fisher, hoping it brings you as much levity during a rough time as it brought me then. (This is supposedly a picture of a dog bone.)
I share it with you and Fisher, hoping it brings you as much levity during a rough time as it brought me then. (This is supposedly a picture of a dog bone.)
Are there honestly enough people with pet orangutans that the allergist needs it as an option on the pre-visit questionnaire?
August 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Are there honestly enough people with pet orangutans that the allergist needs it as an option on the pre-visit questionnaire?
I’d never heard of it until my daughter asked for a Dubai chocolate cake for her birthday. Expected to hate it. Did not.
July 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’d never heard of it until my daughter asked for a Dubai chocolate cake for her birthday. Expected to hate it. Did not.
I got these little chip tongs with a bag of snacks as a conference giveaway at an event in Singapore last year.
June 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I got these little chip tongs with a bag of snacks as a conference giveaway at an event in Singapore last year.
Made a Dubai chocolate cake at my kid’s request for her birthday. Did not expect to like it, but it’s actually pretty good.
June 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Made a Dubai chocolate cake at my kid’s request for her birthday. Did not expect to like it, but it’s actually pretty good.
Was just there last week and took a picture of that as well.
June 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Was just there last week and took a picture of that as well.
I got that one too, though it hilariously came through as a text from the email address lewisporter@toothfairy.com.
June 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I got that one too, though it hilariously came through as a text from the email address lewisporter@toothfairy.com.
My daughter is learning what Red Sox fandom means.
June 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My daughter is learning what Red Sox fandom means.
SAQ went through a rebrand about a year ago, and this is their standard cover now. (Class secretary here!) The big drama around this was that the obits section was dropped.
May 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
SAQ went through a rebrand about a year ago, and this is their standard cover now. (Class secretary here!) The big drama around this was that the obits section was dropped.
Tell me you've never tried to brush a kid's teeth without telling me you've never tried to brush a kid's teeth.
I had to chase mine around the house and pin them to the floor for YEARS to brush their teeth. Too much toothpaste was so far from an issue.
I had to chase mine around the house and pin them to the floor for YEARS to brush their teeth. Too much toothpaste was so far from an issue.
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tell me you've never tried to brush a kid's teeth without telling me you've never tried to brush a kid's teeth.
I had to chase mine around the house and pin them to the floor for YEARS to brush their teeth. Too much toothpaste was so far from an issue.
I had to chase mine around the house and pin them to the floor for YEARS to brush their teeth. Too much toothpaste was so far from an issue.
Happy to see my local library took my purchase suggestion of @greenwell.bsky.social’s upcoming book. Can’t wait to read and get madder at the world than I already am.
May 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Happy to see my local library took my purchase suggestion of @greenwell.bsky.social’s upcoming book. Can’t wait to read and get madder at the world than I already am.
I really love Cape Cod. When tide goes out on the bayside beaches and it’s sunset, you feel like you’re at the end of the earth. To me, it’s peaceful in a way no other place I’ve been is.
April 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I really love Cape Cod. When tide goes out on the bayside beaches and it’s sunset, you feel like you’re at the end of the earth. To me, it’s peaceful in a way no other place I’ve been is.
I texted this to my group chat with my brothers back in 2020.
March 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I texted this to my group chat with my brothers back in 2020.
Stress baking for the office.
February 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Stress baking for the office.
When the news is unrelenting and Elon Musk seems to have assembled an army of dipshits without a shred of decency, a small good thing is my kid winning an award for empathy. The world may feel full of assholes, but I’m not raising one.
February 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When the news is unrelenting and Elon Musk seems to have assembled an army of dipshits without a shred of decency, a small good thing is my kid winning an award for empathy. The world may feel full of assholes, but I’m not raising one.
How our 12 year old alerted us to the fact that we all overslept this weekend.
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How our 12 year old alerted us to the fact that we all overslept this weekend.
Here's what my library offers, I read it on Overdrive as I found Libby hard to navigate as well.
January 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Here's what my library offers, I read it on Overdrive as I found Libby hard to navigate as well.
If your Thanksgiving contribution is 4 mouths to feed and a pie, the pie better be a showstopper.
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
If your Thanksgiving contribution is 4 mouths to feed and a pie, the pie better be a showstopper.