treating your mom to a splendid night out on the town before taking her back to mine for fornication so vigorous that her wig is loosened and lost behind the divan

Baby Buford, one of the Montessori School's most famous success stories

This isn't important, but I stumbled into a portal to an alternate universe where NBC ran a dozen other detective shows in addition to Columbo? Apparently, a diaphanous CRT mirage separates us from a parallel reality where Lanigan's Rabbi, or MacMillan & Wife got picked up for like 10 seasons.

FBI is turning into online rent-a-cops for CEOs, spying on social media posts it considers threatening to corporate execs, per new FBI doc obtained under FOIA by @ryanshapiro.bsky.social of @propotp.bsky.social. Give them a follow for more FOIA fireworks!
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-become...

When people say they're using AI because they don't want to get professionally left behind in this era of tech I'm like you do realize the whole point of AI is to fire people. You're training the machines they're building to fire you

Probably the only thing that can curtail the rise of AI-generated slop (or even partially-mitigate the negative externalities it leaves in its wake) is to tax and distribute its dubious "profits" as a universal basic income.

Just two hominids trying to clean popcorn out of their teeth in the food court.