ichris.topher
@ichristopher.bsky.social
*walking up to the Human Torch or whatever his name is idk with an unlit cigarette in mouth*
“hey man thanks for being an avenger or whatever hey can I bother you for a sec-“
“hey man thanks for being an avenger or whatever hey can I bother you for a sec-“
October 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
*walking up to the Human Torch or whatever his name is idk with an unlit cigarette in mouth*
“hey man thanks for being an avenger or whatever hey can I bother you for a sec-“
“hey man thanks for being an avenger or whatever hey can I bother you for a sec-“
Yeah I’m fine! I just wore a light sweater but didn’t realize how fucking cold it actually is 🤣🤣because I’m a stupid fuckin idiot who never learns from his mistakes oh my god okay I’m going inside fuckthis
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Yeah I’m fine! I just wore a light sweater but didn’t realize how fucking cold it actually is 🤣🤣because I’m a stupid fuckin idiot who never learns from his mistakes oh my god okay I’m going inside fuckthis
I’d probably love grapes but I haven’t figured them out yet
September 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’d probably love grapes but I haven’t figured them out yet
*old man faints in the park*
Lady: holy shit is there a doctor??
pigeon on the park sign: fuckkk that’s my bread guy
pigeon beside him: which one?
the original pigeon: the guy, on the ground. I said guy, didn’t I?
pigeon beside him: oh yeah right
third pigeon showing up: dudeee our bread guy😭
Lady: holy shit is there a doctor??
pigeon on the park sign: fuckkk that’s my bread guy
pigeon beside him: which one?
the original pigeon: the guy, on the ground. I said guy, didn’t I?
pigeon beside him: oh yeah right
third pigeon showing up: dudeee our bread guy😭
July 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
*old man faints in the park*
Lady: holy shit is there a doctor??
pigeon on the park sign: fuckkk that’s my bread guy
pigeon beside him: which one?
the original pigeon: the guy, on the ground. I said guy, didn’t I?
pigeon beside him: oh yeah right
third pigeon showing up: dudeee our bread guy😭
Lady: holy shit is there a doctor??
pigeon on the park sign: fuckkk that’s my bread guy
pigeon beside him: which one?
the original pigeon: the guy, on the ground. I said guy, didn’t I?
pigeon beside him: oh yeah right
third pigeon showing up: dudeee our bread guy😭
Personally I’m excited for Hate Island
July 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Personally I’m excited for Hate Island
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Why does this soap label look like it should be the first book in a trilogy called “The Ryver of Shaedows”
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why does this soap label look like it should be the first book in a trilogy called “The Ryver of Shaedows”
It the clown: Pennywise.
Me: aggghh get away from me!!
The clown from it: Pennywise.
Me: you’re not real! You’re not real!
Scary clown from it: can you fuckin put Pennywise please
Me: aggghh get away from me!!
The clown from it: Pennywise.
Me: you’re not real! You’re not real!
Scary clown from it: can you fuckin put Pennywise please
June 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It the clown: Pennywise.
Me: aggghh get away from me!!
The clown from it: Pennywise.
Me: you’re not real! You’re not real!
Scary clown from it: can you fuckin put Pennywise please
Me: aggghh get away from me!!
The clown from it: Pennywise.
Me: you’re not real! You’re not real!
Scary clown from it: can you fuckin put Pennywise please
WW2 buff: gun gun gun gun weapons weapons bombs
Me: what about the Holoc-
WW2 buff: tanks tanks BIG tanks, very cool tanks
Me: what about the Holoc-
WW2 buff: tanks tanks BIG tanks, very cool tanks
June 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
WW2 buff: gun gun gun gun weapons weapons bombs
Me: what about the Holoc-
WW2 buff: tanks tanks BIG tanks, very cool tanks
Me: what about the Holoc-
WW2 buff: tanks tanks BIG tanks, very cool tanks
I want to do so well in life that at some point, a portal opens up behind me, where a bunch of Christopher’s walk out and they all look cool and unique, and they ask me to join their council.
June 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I want to do so well in life that at some point, a portal opens up behind me, where a bunch of Christopher’s walk out and they all look cool and unique, and they ask me to join their council.
Jeremy Strong, known for “Succession” and “The Apprentice, set to portray “giraffe toy in the background of the vids sometimes” in untitled “ichris.topher” Disney+ series.
Source: @movieupdatesandmore
Source: @movieupdatesandmore
June 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Jeremy Strong, known for “Succession” and “The Apprentice, set to portray “giraffe toy in the background of the vids sometimes” in untitled “ichris.topher” Disney+ series.
Source: @movieupdatesandmore
Source: @movieupdatesandmore
“I fear I actually do this 😭😭” cool, change yourself
June 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“I fear I actually do this 😭😭” cool, change yourself
Barista: dark roast black for…Clyde
orange ghost from pac-man: yep
orange ghost from pac-man: yep
June 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Barista: dark roast black for…Clyde
orange ghost from pac-man: yep
orange ghost from pac-man: yep
idiot friend: ahaha how do you like my new “door mat”?
me, injuring my lower back from tripping over a fucking Daredevil toy: haha I get it
me, injuring my lower back from tripping over a fucking Daredevil toy: haha I get it
June 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
idiot friend: ahaha how do you like my new “door mat”?
me, injuring my lower back from tripping over a fucking Daredevil toy: haha I get it
me, injuring my lower back from tripping over a fucking Daredevil toy: haha I get it
Star Wars alien: goo ka ka jupo licka lickey muon!
Star Wars droid: 6301-74&-7292-zuu zuu!
Star Wars regular guy: and then what happened 😭😭
Star Wars droid: 6301-74&-7292-zuu zuu!
Star Wars regular guy: and then what happened 😭😭
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Star Wars alien: goo ka ka jupo licka lickey muon!
Star Wars droid: 6301-74&-7292-zuu zuu!
Star Wars regular guy: and then what happened 😭😭
Star Wars droid: 6301-74&-7292-zuu zuu!
Star Wars regular guy: and then what happened 😭😭
“Okay great! Lemme get a pen!”
*grabs pen but actually doesn’t because the pen slips out of my fingers and rolls under the couch because I’m a fuckin idiot who can’t hold on to anything and just ruins everything*
*grabs pen but actually doesn’t because the pen slips out of my fingers and rolls under the couch because I’m a fuckin idiot who can’t hold on to anything and just ruins everything*
June 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Okay great! Lemme get a pen!”
*grabs pen but actually doesn’t because the pen slips out of my fingers and rolls under the couch because I’m a fuckin idiot who can’t hold on to anything and just ruins everything*
*grabs pen but actually doesn’t because the pen slips out of my fingers and rolls under the couch because I’m a fuckin idiot who can’t hold on to anything and just ruins everything*
server: anddd did you want the sauce on them or on the side?
me: side please-hey are you EVE from that wall-e movie?
server: …no aha why would-
me: *googles plant*
just wait oneeeee sec
me: side please-hey are you EVE from that wall-e movie?
server: …no aha why would-
me: *googles plant*
just wait oneeeee sec
May 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
server: anddd did you want the sauce on them or on the side?
me: side please-hey are you EVE from that wall-e movie?
server: …no aha why would-
me: *googles plant*
just wait oneeeee sec
me: side please-hey are you EVE from that wall-e movie?
server: …no aha why would-
me: *googles plant*
just wait oneeeee sec
drive-thru: hello what can I get for you?
Whale shark out of water: …
drive-thru: …hello?
Whale shark: hold on, I don’t know yet
Whale shark out of water: …
drive-thru: …hello?
Whale shark: hold on, I don’t know yet
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
drive-thru: hello what can I get for you?
Whale shark out of water: …
drive-thru: …hello?
Whale shark: hold on, I don’t know yet
Whale shark out of water: …
drive-thru: …hello?
Whale shark: hold on, I don’t know yet
I think Harry Potter would’ve been better if he was named Dooby instead of Dobby but idk I’m not transphobic
May 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think Harry Potter would’ve been better if he was named Dooby instead of Dobby but idk I’m not transphobic
*alien using vending machine before leaving Earth*
“What the fuck, they don’t got Hǔççod?”
“What the fuck, they don’t got Hǔççod?”
May 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
*alien using vending machine before leaving Earth*
“What the fuck, they don’t got Hǔççod?”
“What the fuck, they don’t got Hǔççod?”
*arriving for my evening shift as a 911 operator on Sept. 11 2001*
Coworker that just clocked out:
you just missed the rush aha
Coworker that just clocked out:
you just missed the rush aha
May 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*arriving for my evening shift as a 911 operator on Sept. 11 2001*
Coworker that just clocked out:
you just missed the rush aha
Coworker that just clocked out:
you just missed the rush aha
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
do you think Stuart Little would have a Cameo page if he was real
May 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
do you think Stuart Little would have a Cameo page if he was real
We should look at aloe vera the same way Wakanda looks at vibranium
May 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We should look at aloe vera the same way Wakanda looks at vibranium
when he (landlord) calls me buddy
May 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
when he (landlord) calls me buddy