Ice Cold Four
@icecoldfour.bsky.social
Normal man/innocent man
I took a nap today and dreamt I ordered a flavor of ice cream that required signing a waiver relating to a potential war with Canada.
August 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I took a nap today and dreamt I ordered a flavor of ice cream that required signing a waiver relating to a potential war with Canada.
Eating trail mix in a way that will get me fired
June 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Eating trail mix in a way that will get me fired
I just saw an article called "The Schwarzenegger Family Members' Net Worth: Ranked"
God's face has turned from this land
God's face has turned from this land
May 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I just saw an article called "The Schwarzenegger Family Members' Net Worth: Ranked"
God's face has turned from this land
God's face has turned from this land
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Bright Eyes is music for people whose parents loved them conditionally
May 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bright Eyes is music for people whose parents loved them conditionally
The Febreeze in the bathroom at work is called Romance and Desire
May 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Febreeze in the bathroom at work is called Romance and Desire
Sometimes someone says something so specific to you that it feels like an arrow being shot through your brain
Me (If I were a sassy gay man in Stephen King’s The Dark Tower 3: The Wastelands):
Blain The Train?! Girrrrrl, more like The Hot Mess Express!
Blain The Train?! Girrrrrl, more like The Hot Mess Express!
May 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sometimes someone says something so specific to you that it feels like an arrow being shot through your brain
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Me (If I were a sassy gay man in Stephen King’s The Dark Tower 3: The Wastelands):
Blain The Train?! Girrrrrl, more like The Hot Mess Express!
Blain The Train?! Girrrrrl, more like The Hot Mess Express!
May 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me (If I were a sassy gay man in Stephen King’s The Dark Tower 3: The Wastelands):
Blain The Train?! Girrrrrl, more like The Hot Mess Express!
Blain The Train?! Girrrrrl, more like The Hot Mess Express!
Pope Rachel Dolezal
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pope Rachel Dolezal
Pope Mamamia Pizzeria
April 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Pope Mamamia Pizzeria
Fitting that the last thing I bought before these tariffs was a shirt with a picture of Luigi on it
April 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fitting that the last thing I bought before these tariffs was a shirt with a picture of Luigi on it
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NINTENDO DIRECT ANNOUNCER: On Nintendo Switch 2 you will be able to play Nintendo Switch 2 games.
ME: I don’t know how they do it. These guys are geniuses. I didn’t even know I wanted that but Nintendo delivers once again. There’s something missing in American game dev culture to never think of this
ME: I don’t know how they do it. These guys are geniuses. I didn’t even know I wanted that but Nintendo delivers once again. There’s something missing in American game dev culture to never think of this
April 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
NINTENDO DIRECT ANNOUNCER: On Nintendo Switch 2 you will be able to play Nintendo Switch 2 games.
ME: I don’t know how they do it. These guys are geniuses. I didn’t even know I wanted that but Nintendo delivers once again. There’s something missing in American game dev culture to never think of this
ME: I don’t know how they do it. These guys are geniuses. I didn’t even know I wanted that but Nintendo delivers once again. There’s something missing in American game dev culture to never think of this
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Back in my day, if you’d tried to order an "oat milk" at your local cafe, why, you'd surely have been run out of town on a rail! Nowadays, though, I find it impossible to feel joy, excitement, contentment or absolutely anything at all, really.
February 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Back in my day, if you’d tried to order an "oat milk" at your local cafe, why, you'd surely have been run out of town on a rail! Nowadays, though, I find it impossible to feel joy, excitement, contentment or absolutely anything at all, really.
It's not fair that things like Oreos and Doritos count because they're not made of food. They should just be practice for your organs.
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's not fair that things like Oreos and Doritos count because they're not made of food. They should just be practice for your organs.
Teee-yum where's mah lorAHzAHpaaaayum
March 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Teee-yum where's mah lorAHzAHpaaaayum
I swear, it better not be Gaitok or Belinda. I will flip my dang wig.
March 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I swear, it better not be Gaitok or Belinda. I will flip my dang wig.
Checking my phone this past week feels like sticking my head into the path of a firehose every 45 minutes
February 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Checking my phone this past week feels like sticking my head into the path of a firehose every 45 minutes
I hope scientists never learn what American cheese is made of
January 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I hope scientists never learn what American cheese is made of
I recently started a new job and did my first real work yesterday. This morning I overheard my new bosses saying I did well. If I were younger I'd say let's goooooo
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I recently started a new job and did my first real work yesterday. This morning I overheard my new bosses saying I did well. If I were younger I'd say let's goooooo
This Dune show just makes me wish Raised By Wolves wasn't cancelled
December 3, 2024 at 12:22 AM
This Dune show just makes me wish Raised By Wolves wasn't cancelled
Whoever invented having a few beers with friends and walking around was really on one
December 2, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Whoever invented having a few beers with friends and walking around was really on one
I got high and watched the Adam Driver dinosaurs movie and man, they don't make em like they did in 2009
November 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I got high and watched the Adam Driver dinosaurs movie and man, they don't make em like they did in 2009
Sir we have lost contact with the USS Dolezal
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Sir we have lost contact with the USS Dolezal
Balatro GOTY. No question
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Balatro GOTY. No question
My dog is so special and different from every other dog. She likes bacon
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 AM
My dog is so special and different from every other dog. She likes bacon
Going wild mode*
*Pouring myself a second cup of coffee before resuming my normal activities
*Pouring myself a second cup of coffee before resuming my normal activities
November 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Going wild mode*
*Pouring myself a second cup of coffee before resuming my normal activities
*Pouring myself a second cup of coffee before resuming my normal activities