Icebox
@icebox9456.bsky.social
This one time, I caught a fish with my bare hands.
Nobody believes me.
She/Her/Etc but identify as Professional Attack Librarian. AuDHD. I like big dogs, power metal, #MTG, RPGs, causing small electrical fires, and anything delightfully absurd.
Nobody believes me.
She/Her/Etc but identify as Professional Attack Librarian. AuDHD. I like big dogs, power metal, #MTG, RPGs, causing small electrical fires, and anything delightfully absurd.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
February 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
It would seem the hole I cut in the top of the puppy chow is just the right size for Merle's head.
I had no intention of getting another dog, much less a Siberian #Husky, but but the universe said HERE IS YOUR FREE BONUS DOG CONTINGENCY PRIZE.
But y'all... HE'S SO FLUFFY.
#puppies
I had no intention of getting another dog, much less a Siberian #Husky, but but the universe said HERE IS YOUR FREE BONUS DOG CONTINGENCY PRIZE.
But y'all... HE'S SO FLUFFY.
#puppies
January 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
School was cancelled so I'm missing depositions and stuck trying to WFH and it Ain't Happenin. So instead I'm building this Commander deck with Jeska and Ishtai at the helm, and it's going to be stuff that flies + stuff that stax, and I'm calling it FlapStax, and I'm not even a bit sorry.
#mtg
#mtg
January 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
School was cancelled so I'm missing depositions and stuck trying to WFH and it Ain't Happenin. So instead I'm building this Commander deck with Jeska and Ishtai at the helm, and it's going to be stuff that flies + stuff that stax, and I'm calling it FlapStax, and I'm not even a bit sorry.
#mtg
#mtg
Behold, my snoring progeny, the Icenugget, and his Bull Mastiff-Belgian Malinois butt pillow, Loretta. We got more than we deserved when we got her.
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Behold, my snoring progeny, the Icenugget, and his Bull Mastiff-Belgian Malinois butt pillow, Loretta. We got more than we deserved when we got her.
I missed an #MTG Standard RCQ yesterday bc I discovered I had been gifted a surprise litter of puppies. It was 15F outside. So anyway, meet Merle. He prefers Pioneer and Commander, dislikes squirrel decks, and needs suggestions for building a Storm, Force of Nature deck, because shenanigans.
January 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I missed an #MTG Standard RCQ yesterday bc I discovered I had been gifted a surprise litter of puppies. It was 15F outside. So anyway, meet Merle. He prefers Pioneer and Commander, dislikes squirrel decks, and needs suggestions for building a Storm, Force of Nature deck, because shenanigans.
Yes, there is coffee in it. 100% I am who you want handling your complex litigation today.
January 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yes, there is coffee in it. 100% I am who you want handling your complex litigation today.
I'm gonna add... you know the K'rrik from this art in particular had an AFI - Fall Out Boy phase and a studded belt he absolutely bought at some shop you probably never heard of in Atlanta and absolutely not at Target, back in 2003.
December 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I'm gonna add... you know the K'rrik from this art in particular had an AFI - Fall Out Boy phase and a studded belt he absolutely bought at some shop you probably never heard of in Atlanta and absolutely not at Target, back in 2003.
When you finally cave and order Liliana of the Dark Realms, and she hasn't even arrived yet when you pull these promos from one of those $25 chaos box tin things with the random sealed boosters from Walmart.
I mean I ain't mad, but like. Really. REALLY.
But also yaaay.
But REALLY.
I mean I ain't mad, but like. Really. REALLY.
But also yaaay.
But REALLY.
December 5, 2024 at 11:14 PM
When you finally cave and order Liliana of the Dark Realms, and she hasn't even arrived yet when you pull these promos from one of those $25 chaos box tin things with the random sealed boosters from Walmart.
I mean I ain't mad, but like. Really. REALLY.
But also yaaay.
But REALLY.
I mean I ain't mad, but like. Really. REALLY.
But also yaaay.
But REALLY.
Weeelll we tried making friends but instead aggro'd the owlbear, and then we accidentally killed Shadowheart. Then we revived her but the dillweed died again (all dead not just mostly-dead). Then owlbear flopped over onto her when it died very dramatically, and we might have a situation
#BG3 #shit
#BG3 #shit
December 5, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I started Baldur's Gate 3 recently and I just re-fought that goblin battle outside the xenophobic druid hideout bc the 1st time I failed my roll to suckerpunch Aradin. No idea if that was a wise move but can't stand arrogant whiney sumbitches in video games either apparently. #bg3 #notsorry
December 4, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Have you ever been tempted to pay 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444x as much for the old version just because the art is cooler.
It's only supposed to be one 4 but my 4 is sticky and I'm leaving it bc that many 4s is exactly how much buying #MTG cardboard feels like sometimes
It's only supposed to be one 4 but my 4 is sticky and I'm leaving it bc that many 4s is exactly how much buying #MTG cardboard feels like sometimes
December 2, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Have you ever been tempted to pay 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444x as much for the old version just because the art is cooler.
It's only supposed to be one 4 but my 4 is sticky and I'm leaving it bc that many 4s is exactly how much buying #MTG cardboard feels like sometimes
It's only supposed to be one 4 but my 4 is sticky and I'm leaving it bc that many 4s is exactly how much buying #MTG cardboard feels like sometimes
I have only one copy of Green Sun's Twilight- foil, which is very shiny in the bright light my blind ass needs to read the cards - and though I've had this card approximately 1000 years, only today I realized that's f'n Vorinclex, not shiny blobby color stuff, right there smack in the middle.
#MTG
#MTG
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I have only one copy of Green Sun's Twilight- foil, which is very shiny in the bright light my blind ass needs to read the cards - and though I've had this card approximately 1000 years, only today I realized that's f'n Vorinclex, not shiny blobby color stuff, right there smack in the middle.
#MTG
#MTG
This should really be considered an accessibility setting and not just UI option (if it exists at all). Those of us who are dyslexic or have other visual processing disorders already have to flip crap around in our heads to read. Moving maps with no static direction like North - absolute nightmare
November 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
This should really be considered an accessibility setting and not just UI option (if it exists at all). Those of us who are dyslexic or have other visual processing disorders already have to flip crap around in our heads to read. Moving maps with no static direction like North - absolute nightmare
This is Loretta (just Loretta). We weren't told she was part Wizard - only 50/50 Belgian Malinois / Bull Mastiff - but I'm convinced it's in there somewhere because she magically conjures herself wherever she pleases. The only thing at risk are unguarded snacks and your personal space.
November 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
This is Loretta (just Loretta). We weren't told she was part Wizard - only 50/50 Belgian Malinois / Bull Mastiff - but I'm convinced it's in there somewhere because she magically conjures herself wherever she pleases. The only thing at risk are unguarded snacks and your personal space.
I tried @tcgplayerofficial.bsky.social optimization tools with minimal rules (seems on par with other attempts). I hate shopping here so much. Why can't pay each seller individually for my #MTG cards and leave the others in the cart until I'm done with that? This storefront is an ADHD nightmare.
November 30, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I tried @tcgplayerofficial.bsky.social optimization tools with minimal rules (seems on par with other attempts). I hate shopping here so much. Why can't pay each seller individually for my #MTG cards and leave the others in the cart until I'm done with that? This storefront is an ADHD nightmare.
I played against Wolverine for the first time, and I will say it was exactly Zero Fun. ZERO FUN. Also, dude's deck sucked.
Pro Tip: If you've got something like that in the Command zone, you do NOT get to be salty because dude next to me has Sheoldred the Apocalypse in his 99.
#MTG #EDH #Marvel
Pro Tip: If you've got something like that in the Command zone, you do NOT get to be salty because dude next to me has Sheoldred the Apocalypse in his 99.
#MTG #EDH #Marvel
November 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
This is a Lazotep Plating appreciation post. I really like this card.
Also: This should have been put in #MTG #Foundations and go back into Standard. Change my mind.
(Honestly I kept expecting to see it pop up and I'm a bit surprised it didn't make the cut, boooo)
Also: This should have been put in #MTG #Foundations and go back into Standard. Change my mind.
(Honestly I kept expecting to see it pop up and I'm a bit surprised it didn't make the cut, boooo)
November 29, 2024 at 5:58 PM
This is a Lazotep Plating appreciation post. I really like this card.
Also: This should have been put in #MTG #Foundations and go back into Standard. Change my mind.
(Honestly I kept expecting to see it pop up and I'm a bit surprised it didn't make the cut, boooo)
Also: This should have been put in #MTG #Foundations and go back into Standard. Change my mind.
(Honestly I kept expecting to see it pop up and I'm a bit surprised it didn't make the cut, boooo)
It's that time of year again.
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
It's that time of year again.
If you see this, post a vampire
November 27, 2024 at 12:47 PM
If you see this, post a vampire
I have to do the government healthcare thing for next year and the log-in page always loads like this. What do I even do here. I CAN'T FIND A SINGLE CROSSWALK OR MOTORCYCLE
November 26, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I have to do the government healthcare thing for next year and the log-in page always loads like this. What do I even do here. I CAN'T FIND A SINGLE CROSSWALK OR MOTORCYCLE
Messing w/ my jank Storm, Force of Nature deck while watching @tolariancommunitycollege.com at breakfast. How often do you say "F it, it's in" with a card you shouldn't just to finally play the dang thing?
IN RESPONSE... I CAST DRAGON TURTLE BBBLLLAAAAARRR
Also: Mindblaze storm is happening
#MTG
IN RESPONSE... I CAST DRAGON TURTLE BBBLLLAAAAARRR
Also: Mindblaze storm is happening
#MTG
November 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Messing w/ my jank Storm, Force of Nature deck while watching @tolariancommunitycollege.com at breakfast. How often do you say "F it, it's in" with a card you shouldn't just to finally play the dang thing?
IN RESPONSE... I CAST DRAGON TURTLE BBBLLLAAAAARRR
Also: Mindblaze storm is happening
#MTG
IN RESPONSE... I CAST DRAGON TURTLE BBBLLLAAAAARRR
Also: Mindblaze storm is happening
#MTG
Tonight we confirm what we already knew would likely happen to the logic board of a tv remote should my darling offspring decide to microwave it.
Hypothesis: Small electrical fire.
Result: Small electrical fire. Smells god awful. Doesn't look as cool as the time he did this to a Wii disc.
Hypothesis: Small electrical fire.
Result: Small electrical fire. Smells god awful. Doesn't look as cool as the time he did this to a Wii disc.
November 26, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Tonight we confirm what we already knew would likely happen to the logic board of a tv remote should my darling offspring decide to microwave it.
Hypothesis: Small electrical fire.
Result: Small electrical fire. Smells god awful. Doesn't look as cool as the time he did this to a Wii disc.
Hypothesis: Small electrical fire.
Result: Small electrical fire. Smells god awful. Doesn't look as cool as the time he did this to a Wii disc.
Post a gif from a video game released the year you were born.
... In case you need a new, fun way to feel old.
... In case you need a new, fun way to feel old.
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Post a gif from a video game released the year you were born.
... In case you need a new, fun way to feel old.
... In case you need a new, fun way to feel old.