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This one time, I caught a fish with my bare hands.
Nobody believes me.

She/Her/Etc but identify as Professional Attack Librarian. AuDHD. I like big dogs, power metal, #MTG, RPGs, causing small electrical fires, and anything delightfully absurd.
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TOMORROW April 5, we’re uniting to say HANDS OFF! Join citizens across the country to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented incompetence & blatant criminality.

DO IT FOR THE PENGUINS!

Go to app.sosha.ai/s/mkKNZwsa
Join me on April 5th
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April 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim—

Oh.
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Friday? You mean Fri-YAY, right? #mtg #dragonstorm #tarkir #carpulls #mox
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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If I have to live through a trade war inflicted by living cartoon villains, could I at least get a lightsaber?
a couple of aliens are standing next to each other and one of them is talking about victory .
ALT: a couple of aliens are standing next to each other and one of them is talking about victory .
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April 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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If you think D&D is satanic, you’ve never actually seen what D&D is.

Taxes involve less math and are far more satanic! 😝
March 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Keep the Congressional switchboard number handy these days: (202) 224-3121
March 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The Magic 1997 monthly calendar had the sickest art of Mishra (and a dragon engine) by Phil Hale, but the only image of it online was 300x300. I've been annoyed by this for a decade. #Vorthos

Anyways…
March 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I bought a car Friday and yesterday I found the previous owners secret stash of miniature Slim Jims.
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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We are working on launching an ALT DOGE website. It will soon feature a team page listing all of Elon’s staffers, our own wall of receipts (tracking the money he’s taking from America), and a section to help Americans keep tabs on the false claims on Doge’s website—which now exceed 52%.
March 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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i called this song a "guilty pleasure" once and my music teacher at that time was like

"i really don't think you should ever feel guilty for liking a song. also this song fucks"

he permanently altered my brain chemistry and how i interface with music

also this song fucks
March 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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This is next level! 💥
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Shitty Character Idea:

A Warforged warlock who was a suit of armor that was granted sentience by some extraplanar being as a joke. #DnD
March 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Heads up on some changes from this morning: We made another (and hopefully the last for a while) change to Commander Brackets as some feedback from MagicCon Chicago came in.

🧵 Continued in the thread...
February 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Covid Pneumonia can eat my ass.

And now I'm going to take another nap.
February 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Oops 😬
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Like Mox Opal? Like Green Sun's Zenith? Like both? Well, have I got the thing JUST for you, Steve.

youtu.be/G3Fkhtr17Fg

But seriously, please give it a watch. We have a great time playing some Modern, of all things.

#mtg #magicthegathering #eastcoastplaytesters #moxopal #modern
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm fairly certain that I'm doomed to be single forever but I think I might be okay with that.
January 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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"Oh he's autistic, he didn't mean a Nazi salute"

Funny enough I'm autistic too, and have never managed to do that...

Don't blame someone being a dickhead on autism.
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Bluesky will be our primary means of social network communication going forward.

If you're seeing this:
two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
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January 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The microwave is making some alarming noises.
January 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM