Icarus
@icarusthecow.bsky.social
Anime dweeb, language nerd, computer junkie. Software engineer by trade, he/him
hey google this is unnacceptable shit based on your promises, where do i collect my compensation?
July 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
hey google this is unnacceptable shit based on your promises, where do i collect my compensation?
my great grandma would hate this probably, like given her children shed be all in on racism. I'm a couple decades removed, love this, the idea i could just have a guiness with barrack is awesome even though itll never happen
Barack Obama's Irish roots are better-documented than JD Vance's. Obama's Irish ancestry can be traced back to Moneygall, a village in County Offaly, Ireland, where his third great-grandfather, Falmouth Kearney, lived before emigrating to the United States on one of the dreaded "coffin ships".
Rediscovering Obama’s Irish Roots
In a tiny Irish village, one man will always be President.
www.newyorker.com
May 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
my great grandma would hate this probably, like given her children shed be all in on racism. I'm a couple decades removed, love this, the idea i could just have a guiness with barrack is awesome even though itll never happen
Also none of this is true.
I think my favorite part of this statement is how Don Jr. wriggles through the “No Drinking, No Smoking” loophole on a technicality
May 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Also none of this is true.
Fuck this, and fuck you. you fucking ghoul, trying to grave dance on a man who is a loving father and good president while he's still here. You should be ashamed but i dont think your sociopathic ass has the capability
Unfortunately, the only way potential 2028 candidates succeed at the "Biden question" is to throw his entire body and family under the bus. The way to draw a contrast with Trump's bullshitting is to not bullshit people about this, but condemn Biden and his family for lying.
May 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fuck this, and fuck you. you fucking ghoul, trying to grave dance on a man who is a loving father and good president while he's still here. You should be ashamed but i dont think your sociopathic ass has the capability
"our" get the fuck out of here you feckless loser, go piss on a tree it'll be better than whatever this shit is.
Democrats destroyed our credibility by propping up Joe Biden—and we won’t fix that by burying our heads in the sand…again.
And I don’t give a shit if you don’t think it’s helpful.
And I don’t give a shit if you don’t think it’s helpful.
May 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"our" get the fuck out of here you feckless loser, go piss on a tree it'll be better than whatever this shit is.
lmao FB blackholed my post calling someone with a Nazi banner and didnt even tell me if youre curious how its going on the shit site
March 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lmao FB blackholed my post calling someone with a Nazi banner and didnt even tell me if youre curious how its going on the shit site
Al Green understood the fucking assignment.
Al Green once told me: "Only God knows what he will do when he believes that he has no one to answer to. Right now, he knows that we are there, but if we don’t do our duty, the president will do unthinkable things.”
Al Green is removed
March 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Al Green understood the fucking assignment.
congrats on not knowing what the issues are and just plodding ahead anyways, id almost mistake you for american but tthey thinks theyre already british
March 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
congrats on not knowing what the issues are and just plodding ahead anyways, id almost mistake you for american but tthey thinks theyre already british
jseus fuclk how did jinwoo get so strong when no one in that world knows how to fisth
March 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
jseus fuclk how did jinwoo get so strong when no one in that world knows how to fisth
bruh i died because my npc, despite me yelling and hjiitn all the buttons to heal just ... didnt. i have no words, i just the name of the countre im supposed to be in charge of now
, russia?
, russia?
March 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
bruh i died because my npc, despite me yelling and hjiitn all the buttons to heal just ... didnt. i have no words, i just the name of the countre im supposed to be in charge of now
, russia?
, russia?
why does OBS suck on ever platform and somehow it sucks the least on linux
March 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
why does OBS suck on ever platform and somehow it sucks the least on linux
so a bunch of people i know were having trouble with nih(dot)gov, and i got curious (as i do) so i started trouble shooting. it was bizarrely working in some places (browsers) and not others (curl) and sometimes intermittently, i figured it was dns and i think im right, and then...
March 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
so a bunch of people i know were having trouble with nih(dot)gov, and i got curious (as i do) so i started trouble shooting. it was bizarrely working in some places (browsers) and not others (curl) and sometimes intermittently, i figured it was dns and i think im right, and then...
YOU CANT FUCKIN STRIKE OUT ON A FOUL BALL
this = every complaint about 100 girlfriends
this = every complaint about 100 girlfriends
February 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
YOU CANT FUCKIN STRIKE OUT ON A FOUL BALL
this = every complaint about 100 girlfriends
this = every complaint about 100 girlfriends
it id actually fucking wild that in 2025 Audio managment is insanely easier on linux than it is on windows. what the fuck is windows problem? ive used linux for over a decade and as soon as i have windows on the desktop its a fucking shitshow
February 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
it id actually fucking wild that in 2025 Audio managment is insanely easier on linux than it is on windows. what the fuck is windows problem? ive used linux for over a decade and as soon as i have windows on the desktop its a fucking shitshow
so a friend of mine joked "how fast do you have to throw an onion to disintigrate" and my ADHD engineer ass was like "i wonder if i cant figure this out" and YALL THERE IS A WHOLE RESEARCH AREA INTO THE KINETIC PROPERTIES OF ONIONS I FOUND WHOLE ASS PAPERS
February 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
so a friend of mine joked "how fast do you have to throw an onion to disintigrate" and my ADHD engineer ass was like "i wonder if i cant figure this out" and YALL THERE IS A WHOLE RESEARCH AREA INTO THE KINETIC PROPERTIES OF ONIONS I FOUND WHOLE ASS PAPERS
It's the next day so I'm in a clearer headspace but I'm still upset about it. I happened to check in on FB (i rarely do) and they popped up a notification about "these people have responded to events recently" ok whatever. except. (1/2)
February 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's the next day so I'm in a clearer headspace but I'm still upset about it. I happened to check in on FB (i rarely do) and they popped up a notification about "these people have responded to events recently" ok whatever. except. (1/2)
@dirtbagqueer.rockssuing microsoft, the nfl and the goverment for forcing tha shit into my ears when i took ever precautuon to tell then to fuck off
January 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@dirtbagqueer.rockssuing microsoft, the nfl and the goverment for forcing tha shit into my ears when i took ever precautuon to tell then to fuck off
I fucking litereally just installed it what the fuck @microsoft.com
January 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I fucking litereally just installed it what the fuck @microsoft.com
why does every operating system make it insufferably difficult to type in more than one language?
January 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
why does every operating system make it insufferably difficult to type in more than one language?
he spent 40 billion wait no, he *borrowed* 40 billion dollars to make ZERO money and get ZERO bitches
January 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
he spent 40 billion wait no, he *borrowed* 40 billion dollars to make ZERO money and get ZERO bitches
@ADL so how you gonna spin this one eh?
Donald Trump just pardoned this guy. Are we gonna get another statement from the ADL tonight?
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@ADL so how you gonna spin this one eh?
Read the fucking room Chuck
It is time to look to the future.
The challenges that face America are many and great.
The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
The challenges that face America are many and great.
The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Read the fucking room Chuck
*watching the seattle/GB game*: so @debbiemia.bsky.social i have an idea....
Debbie: i got you fam
Debbie: i got you fam
December 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
*watching the seattle/GB game*: so @debbiemia.bsky.social i have an idea....
Debbie: i got you fam
Debbie: i got you fam
god i am so fucking sick of nordvpn ad sponsors just blatantly lying about security. say it with me UNLESS YOUT USING SOME DOGSHIT SITE THAT ISNT HTTPS YOURE TRAFFIC IS FINE no me at a coffeeshop cant fucking see your password when you log into your bank cause that shits ALREADY ENCRYTED
November 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
god i am so fucking sick of nordvpn ad sponsors just blatantly lying about security. say it with me UNLESS YOUT USING SOME DOGSHIT SITE THAT ISNT HTTPS YOURE TRAFFIC IS FINE no me at a coffeeshop cant fucking see your password when you log into your bank cause that shits ALREADY ENCRYTED
name the author that wrote this trash.
September 2, 2024 at 1:19 AM
name the author that wrote this trash.