Pushing40
@icantwait.bsky.social
Pissed off American woman with a sense of humor. It’s a difference in morality, not a difference of opinion anymore.
Big Chappell fan.
I’m your favorite dad joke’s favorite dad joke.
And don’t DM me REEEEE
Big Chappell fan.
I’m your favorite dad joke’s favorite dad joke.
And don’t DM me REEEEE
Why don’t J6 sympathizers ever talk about Rosanne Boyland?
January 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Why don’t J6 sympathizers ever talk about Rosanne Boyland?
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Apparently, that Amendment doesn't apply unless Congress passes a bunch of enabling legislation on the third full moon of an odd-numbered month while invoking Baphomet's name and sacrificing a fatted calf. It's in the small print somewhere. Meanwhile, gun rights are absolute.
January 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Apparently, that Amendment doesn't apply unless Congress passes a bunch of enabling legislation on the third full moon of an odd-numbered month while invoking Baphomet's name and sacrificing a fatted calf. It's in the small print somewhere. Meanwhile, gun rights are absolute.
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We shouldn’t have allowed someone to leap frog the concession speech. At the bare minimum, we should have made him go first.
January 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
We shouldn’t have allowed someone to leap frog the concession speech. At the bare minimum, we should have made him go first.
Turns out democracy dies in January.
January 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Turns out democracy dies in January.
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NEW from former Capitol Police Sgt. Aquilino Gonell: "I feel let down by the members of Congress who turned their backs on us even as we saved their lives....I did my part. They did not do theirs."
www.thebulwark.com/p/january-6t...
www.thebulwark.com/p/january-6t...
I Was Nearly Killed on Jan. 6th. Four Years Later, I Feel Betrayed All Over Again.
The people whose lives I protected sided with my attackers. But they weren’t the only ones to let me down.
www.thebulwark.com
January 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
NEW from former Capitol Police Sgt. Aquilino Gonell: "I feel let down by the members of Congress who turned their backs on us even as we saved their lives....I did my part. They did not do theirs."
www.thebulwark.com/p/january-6t...
www.thebulwark.com/p/january-6t...
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I have my Kamala Won flag fashioned with weapons, my flak jacket, walkie-talkie, and bear spray. I’m ready to storm the Capitol and smear my feces on the walls tomorrow to Stop The Steal.
Said no sane democrat ever because we’re not in a cult.
Said no sane democrat ever because we’re not in a cult.
January 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I have my Kamala Won flag fashioned with weapons, my flak jacket, walkie-talkie, and bear spray. I’m ready to storm the Capitol and smear my feces on the walls tomorrow to Stop The Steal.
Said no sane democrat ever because we’re not in a cult.
Said no sane democrat ever because we’re not in a cult.
Why do I feel so nauseated today? Oh right. We’re certifying the results of an election won by an enemy of the United States because we excused his selfish, traitorous, DEADLY actions from 4 years ago.
January 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Why do I feel so nauseated today? Oh right. We’re certifying the results of an election won by an enemy of the United States because we excused his selfish, traitorous, DEADLY actions from 4 years ago.
Them: Sex is ONLY for procreation.
Me: Do you have sex with your wife when she’s already pregnant?
Them: …?
Me: DO YOU have sex with your wife when she’s ALREADY PREGNANT?
Me: Do you have sex with your wife when she’s already pregnant?
Them: …?
Me: DO YOU have sex with your wife when she’s ALREADY PREGNANT?
January 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Them: Sex is ONLY for procreation.
Me: Do you have sex with your wife when she’s already pregnant?
Them: …?
Me: DO YOU have sex with your wife when she’s ALREADY PREGNANT?
Me: Do you have sex with your wife when she’s already pregnant?
Them: …?
Me: DO YOU have sex with your wife when she’s ALREADY PREGNANT?
I haven’t had the stomach for dystopian novels since the evening of November 5th, 2024.
January 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I haven’t had the stomach for dystopian novels since the evening of November 5th, 2024.
Everyone I know who needs food stamps is working 40+hrs/wk for a mega corporation. Stop letting them fool you into thinking these are all lazy people who don’t work.
January 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Everyone I know who needs food stamps is working 40+hrs/wk for a mega corporation. Stop letting them fool you into thinking these are all lazy people who don’t work.
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Maybe Trump can start a GoFundMe for the victims of the Bourbon Street attack and then just keep that money too.
January 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Maybe Trump can start a GoFundMe for the victims of the Bourbon Street attack and then just keep that money too.
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Wait, so he wasn’t an illegal alien from Greenland that crossed the border through eagle pass, ate all the cats in Springfield, took all the tech jobs and then became an ISIS operative from listening to woke transgenders in San Francisco?
January 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wait, so he wasn’t an illegal alien from Greenland that crossed the border through eagle pass, ate all the cats in Springfield, took all the tech jobs and then became an ISIS operative from listening to woke transgenders in San Francisco?
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John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
January 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
As much as I hate to say this about 2024… Can we redo it? I think we filled out the wrong circles.
December 31, 2024 at 10:56 PM
As much as I hate to say this about 2024… Can we redo it? I think we filled out the wrong circles.
The only people who enjoy going out on NYE are the lightweights. They come out, spill drinks, throw up, yell, fall over.
They act like I’m not already doing that any other day of the year.
They act like I’m not already doing that any other day of the year.
December 31, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The only people who enjoy going out on NYE are the lightweights. They come out, spill drinks, throw up, yell, fall over.
They act like I’m not already doing that any other day of the year.
They act like I’m not already doing that any other day of the year.
I lived in Atlantic City in the early 00’s and the collective sentiment regarding DJT was, “fuck that guy.”
It wasn’t political. It was common knowledge that he’s a con artist and a prick.
How he was elected AGAIN after wiping his square-shaped dirty ass with us is beyond me.
Fuck that guy.
It wasn’t political. It was common knowledge that he’s a con artist and a prick.
How he was elected AGAIN after wiping his square-shaped dirty ass with us is beyond me.
Fuck that guy.
December 31, 2024 at 9:23 AM
I lived in Atlantic City in the early 00’s and the collective sentiment regarding DJT was, “fuck that guy.”
It wasn’t political. It was common knowledge that he’s a con artist and a prick.
How he was elected AGAIN after wiping his square-shaped dirty ass with us is beyond me.
Fuck that guy.
It wasn’t political. It was common knowledge that he’s a con artist and a prick.
How he was elected AGAIN after wiping his square-shaped dirty ass with us is beyond me.
Fuck that guy.
I’ve matured since November 5th. Let us all channel our inner Pete Buttigieg and calmly, politely, and respectfully explain to all these fucks how they fucked everything up and how we can move forward.
December 31, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I’ve matured since November 5th. Let us all channel our inner Pete Buttigieg and calmly, politely, and respectfully explain to all these fucks how they fucked everything up and how we can move forward.
Another unexpected square on my 2024 bingo card- Agreeing with Laura Loomer.
December 27, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Another unexpected square on my 2024 bingo card- Agreeing with Laura Loomer.
Remember that time Trump was so fascinated that a kid spun in a tornado that he didn’t give a single shit about the kid’s family dying?
Trump shows ‘zero-empathy' towards 8-year-old boy's family killed in tornado
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December 23, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Remember that time Trump was so fascinated that a kid spun in a tornado that he didn’t give a single shit about the kid’s family dying?