Dan
icangetyouatoe.bsky.social
Dan
@icangetyouatoe.bsky.social
Adult human man. Music lover, reader, bon vivant. Not a cat.

No DMs unless I know you in the real world, please!
"When I’m back in the White House, we will expel the warmongers, the profiteers … and we will restore world peace." 🤔
June 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
On the BBC website, I replied to a comment claiming the BBC platforms people from the far left, asking for an example, and they replied, "Fiona Bruce" 😂
May 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Really hate the bit of Conclave night where we don’t have any real results and just have to depend on the exit poll. But once Sunderland Central declares we’ll have an idea of how accurate it is
May 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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In an effort to stop people referring to him as a racist, Laurence Fox is trying to reinvent himself as a sex offender.
March 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Is Musk the evil Bowie?

Interested in life on Mars - check

Early mover in online commerce - check

Drug-related fascination with strongman politics - check

Possible Nazi salute - check
January 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Loving Trump's official portrait!
January 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Daddy Musk/Beatles puns for sale. £5 each ono:

Nowhere Manchild

A Hard Day's Kristallnacht

The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bellend

Lucy in the Sky with Blood Emeralds

Back in the USSR
January 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Nice of everyone's least favourite fascist funder to up the donations to Wikipedia!
December 25, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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In fairness to Freud, his mother really was fucking hot.
December 12, 2024 at 8:31 PM
"Lunch is for wimps" - Kemi Badenoch

She definitely believes Michael Douglas is the hero in Wall Street, doesn't she?
December 12, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Who's advising Greg Wallace, Prince Andrew?
December 1, 2024 at 8:10 AM
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We just had beef or salmon at ours.
November 20, 2024 at 6:47 AM