@ibster45.bsky.social
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social cackling about the Brian Kelly news. Still thinking how he faked a Louisiana accent in his introductory press conference.
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social cackling about the Brian Kelly news. Still thinking how he faked a Louisiana accent in his introductory press conference.
Me yelling in response to my 10 month old gremlin biting me and then he crying at me in response never gets old
June 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me yelling in response to my 10 month old gremlin biting me and then he crying at me in response never gets old
Forgot about the inevitable post Christmas kid temper tantrum at being overstimulated by all the new gifts. Currently at the stage of my daughter being mad at all the toy companies. I love her 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Forgot about the inevitable post Christmas kid temper tantrum at being overstimulated by all the new gifts. Currently at the stage of my daughter being mad at all the toy companies. I love her 🤣
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“First off, you might’ve heard we have recently acquired Austin Slater”
December 12, 2024 at 12:56 AM
“First off, you might’ve heard we have recently acquired Austin Slater”
At that point of 2 child parenting where I am telling my 7 year old who is saying she isn’t tired to “do your job and go to sleep” so that I can stay up with a 4 month old.
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
At that point of 2 child parenting where I am telling my 7 year old who is saying she isn’t tired to “do your job and go to sleep” so that I can stay up with a 4 month old.
Big big Black Doves fan right now.
@simonwe1ss.bsky.social
@simonwe1ss.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Big big Black Doves fan right now.
@simonwe1ss.bsky.social
@simonwe1ss.bsky.social
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Sending Guilfoyle to Greece is an amazing twofer: sort of nepotism, but also doing your son a solid by sending his loud ex-girlfriend to another continent
December 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Sending Guilfoyle to Greece is an amazing twofer: sort of nepotism, but also doing your son a solid by sending his loud ex-girlfriend to another continent
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to be an american in 2024 is to realize you appreciate a brief and concise shooter manifesto
December 10, 2024 at 9:11 PM
to be an american in 2024 is to realize you appreciate a brief and concise shooter manifesto
That’s a lot of shade towards the Cardinals when you are desperate enough to leave you will switch positions www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Agent: Arenado willing to play 1B to facilitate trade
The agent for Cardinals third baseman Nolan Arenado said Tuesday his client is willing to switch positions if it helps facilitate a trade, but that the eight-time All-Star is "not going to go just any...
www.espn.com
December 10, 2024 at 10:25 PM
That’s a lot of shade towards the Cardinals when you are desperate enough to leave you will switch positions www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
New Wizkid 🎨
You feel compelled to just get up and start movin
You feel compelled to just get up and start movin
December 4, 2024 at 11:54 AM
New Wizkid 🎨
You feel compelled to just get up and start movin
You feel compelled to just get up and start movin
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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
November 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
So pleased to see Brian Kelly lose.
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 AM
So pleased to see Brian Kelly lose.
Bluesky really feels built for millennials. Create a very similar layout to old twitter with a couple new bells and whistles, and I am so happy.
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Bluesky really feels built for millennials. Create a very similar layout to old twitter with a couple new bells and whistles, and I am so happy.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Matt Gaetz? Really?
November 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Matt Gaetz? Really?
November 13, 2024 at 6:46 PM
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social hey how did you decide on bluesky whether or not be to be public or private? Or that is not a distinction that really exists in bluesky?
November 13, 2024 at 2:09 PM
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social hey how did you decide on bluesky whether or not be to be public or private? Or that is not a distinction that really exists in bluesky?
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TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE
November 12, 2024 at 10:40 AM
TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social not sure why it took me over a year to get to blue sky man oh man am I glad to see you doing your thing. Hope life is well (iboro from Philly)
November 12, 2024 at 11:34 AM
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social not sure why it took me over a year to get to blue sky man oh man am I glad to see you doing your thing. Hope life is well (iboro from Philly)