Ian Thomas Malone
@ianthomasmalone.bsky.social
Transgender Princess, Post-Op Malone, Comedian, Tomatometer Approved Critic, Pod: Estradiol Illusions, Bylines: GQ, Little White Lies. (she/her) Long Beach, CA
Rep: Geffen Semach, WCA
ITM Diaries Substack: https://ianthomasmalone.substack.com/
Rep: Geffen Semach, WCA
ITM Diaries Substack: https://ianthomasmalone.substack.com/
“Vote blue no matter who, unless I’m uncomfortable by anything progressive” - Chuck Schumer’s vision for an inclusive Democratic Party
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Vote blue no matter who, unless I’m uncomfortable by anything progressive” - Chuck Schumer’s vision for an inclusive Democratic Party
This all could have been settled if Pope Leo had agreed to debate Alligator Auschwitz with Charlie Kirk.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This all could have been settled if Pope Leo had agreed to debate Alligator Auschwitz with Charlie Kirk.
Gavin Newsom, is that you?
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gavin Newsom, is that you?
Penalties for public masturbation in Malaysia include a possible three month prison sentence.
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Penalties for public masturbation in Malaysia include a possible three month prison sentence.
Unless it’s healthcare
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Unless it’s healthcare
God can rest easy now that he doesn’t have to put his pronouns in his email signature.
October 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
God can rest easy now that he doesn’t have to put his pronouns in his email signature.
Oh dear. I still sometimes feel bad for asking you to watch that so we could pod about it.
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh dear. I still sometimes feel bad for asking you to watch that so we could pod about it.
Bari Weiss was robbed.
October 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bari Weiss was robbed.
Concepts of a deflection.
October 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Concepts of a deflection.
What happened to his spray-on hair?
October 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What happened to his spray-on hair?
In that same book, The America We Deserve (his 2000 Reform Party campaign policy book) he also includes a picture of Hillary Clinton with a caption that she’d make a great president.
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In that same book, The America We Deserve (his 2000 Reform Party campaign policy book) he also includes a picture of Hillary Clinton with a caption that she’d make a great president.
“As a news organization, let’s tone down the rhetoric and get back to what really matters: hating on trans people.”
October 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“As a news organization, let’s tone down the rhetoric and get back to what really matters: hating on trans people.”
They should be more like Mike Johnson’s kid. Instead of playing video games, they should make a pact with their father to keep each other from screening adult films. Very normal.
October 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
They should be more like Mike Johnson’s kid. Instead of playing video games, they should make a pact with their father to keep each other from screening adult films. Very normal.