Ian Thomas Malone
@ianthomasmalone.bsky.social
Transgender Princess, Post-Op Malone, Comedian, Tomatometer Approved Critic, Pod: Estradiol Illusions, Bylines: GQ, Little White Lies. (she/her) Long Beach, CA
Rep: Geffen Semach, WCA
ITM Diaries Substack: https://ianthomasmalone.substack.com/
Rep: Geffen Semach, WCA
ITM Diaries Substack: https://ianthomasmalone.substack.com/
Not a good day to be Kim Davis.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not a good day to be Kim Davis.
When I was little, magazines that featured an exposed labia on the cover had to be embalmed with shrink-wrap.
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When I was little, magazines that featured an exposed labia on the cover had to be embalmed with shrink-wrap.
It’s irresponsible of Trump to have Lindsey Halligan prosecute Comey, taking her away from the important work of figuring out who shot J.R.
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It’s irresponsible of Trump to have Lindsey Halligan prosecute Comey, taking her away from the important work of figuring out who shot J.R.
I’m surprised that Lindsey Halligan has time to prosecute James Comey with all the drama going on at Melrose Place.
September 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m surprised that Lindsey Halligan has time to prosecute James Comey with all the drama going on at Melrose Place.
If a woman went out in public with her privates dangling out like his labia, she'd be arrested for indecent exposure.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If a woman went out in public with her privates dangling out like his labia, she'd be arrested for indecent exposure.
These can’t both be true.
September 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
These can’t both be true.
Nobody likes to feel excluded.
September 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nobody likes to feel excluded.
Hard to believe, it's been one year,
Since the photo op, with the fake ear.
Such a tough guy image, he loves to project,
While the Justice Department tries to deflect.
Though many of his lies shall forever persist,
His voters still crave their Epstein Client List.
Since the photo op, with the fake ear.
Such a tough guy image, he loves to project,
While the Justice Department tries to deflect.
Though many of his lies shall forever persist,
His voters still crave their Epstein Client List.
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hard to believe, it's been one year,
Since the photo op, with the fake ear.
Such a tough guy image, he loves to project,
While the Justice Department tries to deflect.
Though many of his lies shall forever persist,
His voters still crave their Epstein Client List.
Since the photo op, with the fake ear.
Such a tough guy image, he loves to project,
While the Justice Department tries to deflect.
Though many of his lies shall forever persist,
His voters still crave their Epstein Client List.
“How dare they take our test away.”
July 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“How dare they take our test away.”
What if tanks rolling down Constitution Ave was actually a good thing?
June 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What if tanks rolling down Constitution Ave was actually a good thing?
Why does this bike remind me of RFK Jr.?
May 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why does this bike remind me of RFK Jr.?
Feed me more sewage Bobby
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Feed me more sewage Bobby
Life imitates art
April 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Life imitates art
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! You’re welcome for all the estrogen we put in the water supply.
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! You’re welcome for all the estrogen we put in the water supply.
Hey baby, do you want to come over later for some Netflix & spill state secrets?
March 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hey baby, do you want to come over later for some Netflix & spill state secrets?
I don’t like Elon Musk.
March 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don’t like Elon Musk.
When your polycule isn’t getting along:
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When your polycule isn’t getting along:
Never left this shit, did you?
March 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Never left this shit, did you?
An absurdly empty apology that denied having written the posts that she clearly wrote. Nice try.
February 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
An absurdly empty apology that denied having written the posts that she clearly wrote. Nice try.
She literally said, "I genuinely don't believe I wrote these hateful things." How is that accountability?
February 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
She literally said, "I genuinely don't believe I wrote these hateful things." How is that accountability?
Best wishes to Mitch McConnell.
February 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Best wishes to Mitch McConnell.
Ugly dumpster can get something else.
February 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ugly dumpster can get something else.
Having Valentine's Day dinner with my ex and my father, who's in town for work. My first choice sadly had other plans.
February 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Having Valentine's Day dinner with my ex and my father, who's in town for work. My first choice sadly had other plans.
Richest man in the world proves he has zero dignity each and every day.
February 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Richest man in the world proves he has zero dignity each and every day.