not trying to downplay rudolph's struggles but isn't "one foggy christmas eve" the real story here... you're telling me the whole world was all foggy at once? that seems like it deserves more attention. really happy the nose thing worked out but this is a totally unprecedented global weather event

I'm glad we're getting lots of reporting on this but we're still failing to make the most basic point - we're a wealthy nation, we can afford this. It's a fucking disgrace that fantastic, targeted welfare like this is being weaponised to once again shame poor people and deprive our children.

God: Anyway I made you these trees with food on them, pretty sweet. Got to go work on another planet.

God: Hey I'm back. Wait what the fuck is a Cyber Security Engineer.