Ian B
@ianjamesbrowne.bsky.social
He‘s talking about Home Alone.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He‘s talking about Home Alone.
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Teacher: I don't know, *can* you?
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Teacher: I don't know, *can* you?
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. *May* I cum inside
thinking of that guy I met who called Trump a 'Landian World-Historical Figure' all the way back in 2017...
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
thinking of that guy I met who called Trump a 'Landian World-Historical Figure' all the way back in 2017...
BLOWTUS. THROATUS, even.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
BLOWTUS. THROATUS, even.
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please DO NOT call jeffery epstein a pedophile—which is TECHNICALLY incorrect—instead call him a serial rapist and sex trafficker of minors—which is i guess supposed to be importantly different for some reason nobody can quite manage to explain
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
please DO NOT call jeffery epstein a pedophile—which is TECHNICALLY incorrect—instead call him a serial rapist and sex trafficker of minors—which is i guess supposed to be importantly different for some reason nobody can quite manage to explain
Since everything is cursed and the world is a nightmare, I’m putting “Amy Schumer runs for congress/senate” on my 2026 bingo card.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Since everything is cursed and the world is a nightmare, I’m putting “Amy Schumer runs for congress/senate” on my 2026 bingo card.
A propos of nothing…
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A propos of nothing…
There are 30s clips of House M.D. everywhere for those with eyes to see.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There are 30s clips of House M.D. everywhere for those with eyes to see.
Now is the perfect moment for a coup within the Democratic Party.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Now is the perfect moment for a coup within the Democratic Party.
Alberta continues to fuck up the bag for the rest of us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Alberta continues to fuck up the bag for the rest of us.
I have a very strong prediction that Mitch McConnell will bounce off this mortal coil within the next month and in kind of hilarious fashion.
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have a very strong prediction that Mitch McConnell will bounce off this mortal coil within the next month and in kind of hilarious fashion.
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Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
I think Aaron Sorkin thinks that his dialogue sounds like that Zohran speech and I find that very funny.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I think Aaron Sorkin thinks that his dialogue sounds like that Zohran speech and I find that very funny.
Dick Cheney? The game bird hunter?
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Dick Cheney? The game bird hunter?
Tucker Carlson? I barely know her!
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Tucker Carlson? I barely know her!
I wish I felt safe traveling to the states.
Zohran was at the Lucy Dacus show??? 😭😭
October 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I wish I felt safe traveling to the states.
Zohran was at the Lucy Dacus show??? 😭😭
October 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Zohran was at the Lucy Dacus show??? 😭😭
“please guys, wealth taxes are sooooo bad I promise!” - wealth
October 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“please guys, wealth taxes are sooooo bad I promise!” - wealth
Bobby Caldwell’s influence on Japanese City Pop must be studied.
September 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Bobby Caldwell’s influence on Japanese City Pop must be studied.
TRUMP: “Cuba doesn’t have autism”
THE GHOST OF CHE GUEVARA:
THE GHOST OF CHE GUEVARA:
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
TRUMP: “Cuba doesn’t have autism”
THE GHOST OF CHE GUEVARA:
THE GHOST OF CHE GUEVARA:
The Gen Z reincarnation of Karl Marx just tucked another Zyn while frantically googling “Pharmaceutical companies seeking FDA approval for separate measels, mumps, and rubella vaccines“ and Gen Z Engels just got a Venmo request for 2500$.
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Gen Z reincarnation of Karl Marx just tucked another Zyn while frantically googling “Pharmaceutical companies seeking FDA approval for separate measels, mumps, and rubella vaccines“ and Gen Z Engels just got a Venmo request for 2500$.
Advil executives punching the air rn.
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Advil executives punching the air rn.