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Ian
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Been inactive in #over/under for the last week or so due to life with toddlers, but I have started responding to their tantrums with SORRY ABOUT THAT in my worst 1920s gangster voice so still living the dream out here
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Honestly using this to stock rooms and going from there would be preeeetty good
Alternate B/X, S&W Wandering Monster Tables
This is the Wandering Monster table I use for my Omegea setting and the occasional Wilderlands pick-up game. The tables are based on ...
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November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
greebles grobble but they don't fall down
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Simply take fewer drugs" says notorious drug dealer #over/under
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Everyone's #over/under posts are becoming about how pretending to be someone else in chat for 24 hours a day for five days does something to your brain and they are right. I'm having to make sure I don't type in excessively cautious Sampsa-Speak all the time in other chats
Trying to cut it as an info broker in #OVER/UNDER is getting to me. I see some irl news, I think "oh, I could sell this for a few creds." This game is genuinely changing how I see the world (I think that's a good thing??)
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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ARCHAELOLOGIST 1: So you thinkin' what I'm thinking?

ARCHAEOLOGIST 2: Esteemed deeds.

A1: Fuckin' HIGHLY esteemed deeds!

A2: I mean if this isn't a place of honor I've never seen one.

A1: Get the truck, I want to start substantially disturbing this place physically as soon as possible.
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Standing in the doorway while the missus gives the kids a talking to
October 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A certified classic
October 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sean looney-tunes sidestepping rocks labelled WARHAMMER, CROSSFIT, and FOLLOWING A NEW SPORT, blowing a raspberry, and getting absolutely flattened by an ACME brand 1000 pound synthesizer
October 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Papa Smurf looking on as the others pin Nic Cage down and administer the bees
I like to think of gnomes as a sect of religious fundamentalist dwarves who practice, like, a Wicker Man religion. Like folk horror Mennonites.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A lot of spells can be kung fu moves jsyk
September 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
really questioning things after heartily enjoying beef tallow fries yesterday
August 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
how many rooms are in Lordran
Tell me the minimum number of rooms a dungeon needs to have keyed to be considered a megadungeon.

(I'll nod appreciatively or scowl depending on whether you give me an answer that would include Castle Automatic in your definition.)
August 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Kilodungeons have 1000 rooms. Megadungeons have 1000000 rooms.
August 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
she uh mo on my chi til I nut?
August 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
remember how many people were disappointed horse-ebooks wasn't AI
August 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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What you do?
July 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Time to share this to my mf G+ circles
July 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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vampire hunter d: bloodlust is one of mankind's greatest accomplishments. in fact maybe the greatest one of them
July 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is there a way to tell all my news algos that I do not care about the fake band
July 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Uhoh these nerds clusters are going to be a problem aren't they
June 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This weekend is a great time to announce I have quit my full time job to work on Fathership, a naval parenting sim hack
Happy Mothership Day 👽

Seven years ago today the Mothership Player’s Survival Guide debuted at Origins 2018! We only printed 50 copies and made a single post advertising it on G+ (rip). We sold out that weekend and it’s been an insane ride ever since. Thank you.
June 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can I offer you a nice nut in this trying time?
June 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Switch 2? more like switch 2 my second monitor (which is constantly playing The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind)
June 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM