Eggman
iamzeeeggman.bsky.social
Eggman
@iamzeeeggman.bsky.social
I'm a good egg, but my thoughts are still sometimes scrambled.
never trust a fungus

ESPECIALLY A FUNGUS THAT DRINKS RADIATION!!!!
This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation. The fungi contain melanin, which “absorbs radiation, which is then converted into usable energy, allowing it to grow in areas with intense radioactive exposure.” [forbes.com]
This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation—A Biologist Explains
Cladosporium sphaerospermum is a remarkable species of radiotrophic fungus that is thriving in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and which scientists are studying to unlock applications in a wide range of fields.
www.forbes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
JJ McCarthy, continuing a long line of great Vikings quarterbacks like Tarvaris Jackson and Christian Ponder
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@markjacob.bsky.social did you know a journalist named frank pieper?
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I've seen enough.

that's it, that's the tweet
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
was there a second chewer on the yeasty roll?
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
jeez, how much is all this costing soros?
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I gave up on "The Substance" during the closeups of Dennis Quaid's mouth as he ate shrimp, mere minutes into the film. That's as a much body horror as I can stand.
October 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Mushrooms (never trust a fungus)
Breakfast Club
Imagine
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Canned tuna
Pearl Harbor
Love Shack
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Mayonnaise
Hoosiers
Gimme One Reason
October 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Eggman
🧵 #MythBustingTuesday
The CDC reportedly floated separating the MMR into individual shots without any published evidence that doing so improves safety.
Let’s unpack why this myth persists, what the data show, and why countries like Senegal are moving in the opposite direction.
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@meglinehan.com will nwsl+ still exist next season, or is the victory+ deal taking over that role? tnx
October 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@grantritchey.bsky.social is a bridge a perfectly fine alternative to replace a single molar, or is in implant so superior a product that a patient should always choose the implant when possible?
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My parents' first cat, named Cat, 1962. Cat loved riding in cars, would go to the drive-in movies with them. Would go with them to other people's houses, play in their yards, and ride back home. @catsofyore.bsky.social #catsky
September 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
mccarthy stinks. i need wentz to have a great game and create a qb controversy.
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by Eggman
“‘We’re collecting the names of anyone who says anything negative about Robert Redford or any of his movies and calling their employers.’

“See how fucking stupid that sounds?”

(H/T @marktinta.bsky.social)
September 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i see old movies in which there is a dog or cat and think, "i wonder if there is anyone still alive who knew that pet and thinks of it from time to time ..."
September 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i really hate slabs. there is an obvious need, from the business and protecting value sides of things, for them to exist. but i hate 'em and won't buy them. give me the old dog-earred "g-vg" card that i can hold in my hands and flip through with other cards. #cardsky
September 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
couldn't vampires just wear sunscreen?
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
from horny toads to horny turtles
Anyway, today I visited the Fort Worth Zoo’s horned lizard conservation program for a story, only to exit and find a ton of people gathered around an exhibit where Aldabra tortoises were — with thunderous grunts, wheezes, and gaping, panting jaws — showing off their own breeding setup
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@jtannenwald.bsky.social what is pepi's status?
September 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the more i think about the alyssa thompson move, the more i think it is going to be disastrous for her *in the short term*. she's not going to get any playing time. the chelsea manager is not going to start her ahead of any of those european stars in the front line.
September 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
grew up in a 250k pop. tx city, and i've asked some people who also grew up there if there were scared every time they left the house in 1985. of course they weren't.

and yet, i guarantee that city's crime rate in 1985 (*most* cities crime rate in 1985) was way worse than DC's in 2025
September 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
we hardly drive, yet we wind up with a screw in a tire a couple times a year. starting to wonder if a neighbor is intentionally tossing screws at the base of our driveway.
August 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
winner of the cuomo scavenger hunt announced: pizza rat
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
why would diana ross say to her man "i know you're cheating" *respectfully*? give him hell woman! (and she sings it so cheerily)
August 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
forced to go to taco cabana this morning for my coffee, like an animal
August 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM