Eggman
@iamzeeeggman.bsky.social
I'm a good egg, but my thoughts are still sometimes scrambled.
got topped up on the measles vaccine last week. going back next week to get the heebie-jeebies jab.
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
got topped up on the measles vaccine last week. going back next week to get the heebie-jeebies jab.
would like to participate in this "5 classes you took in college" thing, but never went to college.
i did take astronomy twice in high school -- but not because i had to!
also audited @jbf1755.bsky.social's american revolution lectures on youtube. thank you 'hamilton' for that introduction.
i did take astronomy twice in high school -- but not because i had to!
also audited @jbf1755.bsky.social's american revolution lectures on youtube. thank you 'hamilton' for that introduction.
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 PM
would like to participate in this "5 classes you took in college" thing, but never went to college.
i did take astronomy twice in high school -- but not because i had to!
also audited @jbf1755.bsky.social's american revolution lectures on youtube. thank you 'hamilton' for that introduction.
i did take astronomy twice in high school -- but not because i had to!
also audited @jbf1755.bsky.social's american revolution lectures on youtube. thank you 'hamilton' for that introduction.
every ad for GOP primary candidates in TX is exactly the same: "i am the greatest christian ever, and nobody hates immigrants or worships our new savior tr*mp more than me!"
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM
every ad for GOP primary candidates in TX is exactly the same: "i am the greatest christian ever, and nobody hates immigrants or worships our new savior tr*mp more than me!"
dems should start referring to the protesters as freedom fighters, because, after all, it's true. they are putting their lives on the line -- literally -- to oppose government tyranny and stand against neo-nazi violence.
January 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
dems should start referring to the protesters as freedom fighters, because, after all, it's true. they are putting their lives on the line -- literally -- to oppose government tyranny and stand against neo-nazi violence.
i searched doordash for beef shawarma and they showed me taco bell
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i searched doordash for beef shawarma and they showed me taco bell
when are the felix nominations announced?
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
when are the felix nominations announced?
lured into an article by the headline (good job headline writer!) and it began, "for all intensive purposes ..." and nope, not reading any farther.
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 PM
lured into an article by the headline (good job headline writer!) and it began, "for all intensive purposes ..." and nope, not reading any farther.
just had a gyro from a place called athens grill and it was pretty good but nearly as good as the authentic ones at arby's
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
just had a gyro from a place called athens grill and it was pretty good but nearly as good as the authentic ones at arby's
back when the black panthers formed, armed and began trailing and "witnessing" oakland police, gov. reagan responded with a strict gun control law.
today, when people trail and witness ice, republicans respond by saying those "witnesses" deserve to die.
today, when people trail and witness ice, republicans respond by saying those "witnesses" deserve to die.
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
back when the black panthers formed, armed and began trailing and "witnessing" oakland police, gov. reagan responded with a strict gun control law.
today, when people trail and witness ice, republicans respond by saying those "witnesses" deserve to die.
today, when people trail and witness ice, republicans respond by saying those "witnesses" deserve to die.
saw gas in san antonio at $2.03 this morning, lowest i've seen. might *really* drop below $2 soon. an irony of the rest-of-the-world's converting its auto fleets to EVs is that gas demand will drop off sharpy, lowering prices in america where we refuse to embrace EVs.
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
saw gas in san antonio at $2.03 this morning, lowest i've seen. might *really* drop below $2 soon. an irony of the rest-of-the-world's converting its auto fleets to EVs is that gas demand will drop off sharpy, lowering prices in america where we refuse to embrace EVs.
in all seriousness, other nato countries should each be sending small garrisons to greenland
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
in all seriousness, other nato countries should each be sending small garrisons to greenland
i was only about 30 minutes into the last "mission impossible" before i was thinking, "gawd is this ever going to end?" thank goodness for the fast forward button.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
i was only about 30 minutes into the last "mission impossible" before i was thinking, "gawd is this ever going to end?" thank goodness for the fast forward button.
When you only want the finest, thinnest blood running through your heart ...
youtu.be/JmVnbIwBsfU?...
youtu.be/JmVnbIwBsfU?...
Foldgers Crystals - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
When you only want the finest, thinnest blood running through your heart ...
youtu.be/JmVnbIwBsfU?...
youtu.be/JmVnbIwBsfU?...
make fun all you want, but i am an expert in economics now
guys
GUYS
do you want to feel _completely insane_
please enoy this 1989 public television program called ECON AND ME which features, in part, a diverse group of children walking in a circle chanting OPPORTUNITY COSTS OPPORTUNITY COSTS
youtu.be/keit6rlKXCk
GUYS
do you want to feel _completely insane_
please enoy this 1989 public television program called ECON AND ME which features, in part, a diverse group of children walking in a circle chanting OPPORTUNITY COSTS OPPORTUNITY COSTS
youtu.be/keit6rlKXCk
Econ Video
YouTube video by Aggies20
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
make fun all you want, but i am an expert in economics now
buddy rich does the beatles
youtu.be/toJ41AjxFhw?...
youtu.be/toJ41AjxFhw?...
The Buddy Rich Orchestra "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" on The Ed Sullivan Show
YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
buddy rich does the beatles
youtu.be/toJ41AjxFhw?...
youtu.be/toJ41AjxFhw?...
tyger tyger lasers bloom
on double pillows in living room
on double pillows in living room
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
tyger tyger lasers bloom
on double pillows in living room
on double pillows in living room
Reposted by Eggman
Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
why do so many women's college volleyball coaches look like uncle fester?
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
why do so many women's college volleyball coaches look like uncle fester?
i like my soup chunky, like i like my women
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i like my soup chunky, like i like my women
anyone expecting tx dems to field a strong slate of candidates is, one again, sorely disappointed.
and, once again, julian castro, the most disappointing dem in tx, nowhere to be seen
and, once again, julian castro, the most disappointing dem in tx, nowhere to be seen
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
anyone expecting tx dems to field a strong slate of candidates is, one again, sorely disappointed.
and, once again, julian castro, the most disappointing dem in tx, nowhere to be seen
and, once again, julian castro, the most disappointing dem in tx, nowhere to be seen
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bigfoot
Loch Ness Monster
Chupacabra
Raccoon
Jersey Devil
Bigfoot
Loch Ness Monster
Chupacabra
Raccoon
Jersey Devil
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Quetzal
Jefferson salamander
Fisher
Brown-throated sloth
Scissor-tailed flycatcher
Quetzal
Jefferson salamander
Fisher
Brown-throated sloth
Scissor-tailed flycatcher
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Beaver
Black bear
Humpback Whale
Gray Whale
Moose
Beaver
Black bear
Humpback Whale
Gray Whale
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bigfoot
Loch Ness Monster
Chupacabra
Raccoon
Jersey Devil
Bigfoot
Loch Ness Monster
Chupacabra
Raccoon
Jersey Devil
Reposted by Eggman
Pope: Quotes Jesus
American conservatives: That f'in Pope, screw that guy!
American conservatives: That f'in Pope, screw that guy!
February 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pope: Quotes Jesus
American conservatives: That f'in Pope, screw that guy!
American conservatives: That f'in Pope, screw that guy!
when your policy of isolationism is overcome by your dreams of killing people
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
when your policy of isolationism is overcome by your dreams of killing people
vikings really took a 14-win team and turned it over to a qb who *is so bad* that everyone involved in that decision deserves to have their competency at judging talent deemed awful and, maybe, be fired. probably fired. one of the all-time worst nfl talent decisions.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
vikings really took a 14-win team and turned it over to a qb who *is so bad* that everyone involved in that decision deserves to have their competency at judging talent deemed awful and, maybe, be fired. probably fired. one of the all-time worst nfl talent decisions.
oann is out there just waiting to scoop her up
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
oann is out there just waiting to scoop her up