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I feel this one deeply at the moment!
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November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I feel this one deeply at the moment!
The crowd chanting "Austria, Austria" shows what the people actually think...
May 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The crowd chanting "Austria, Austria" shows what the people actually think...
UK gets 0 points again!
They still aren't over Brexit guys...
They still aren't over Brexit guys...
May 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
UK gets 0 points again!
They still aren't over Brexit guys...
They still aren't over Brexit guys...
Eurovision need to do something about a certain country hacking the public vote each year...
May 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Eurovision need to do something about a certain country hacking the public vote each year...
The biggest travesty is the Brian Malko never played at Eurovision.
Placebo would have absolutely wrecked the joint.
Placebo would have absolutely wrecked the joint.
May 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The biggest travesty is the Brian Malko never played at Eurovision.
Placebo would have absolutely wrecked the joint.
Placebo would have absolutely wrecked the joint.
Your average republican's head would actually explode watching this Nemo performance.
May 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Your average republican's head would actually explode watching this Nemo performance.
So would Daddy Freya, just saying....
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So would Daddy Freya, just saying....
Baby lasagne would WALK Eurovision this year...
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Baby lasagne would WALK Eurovision this year...
The dance off with baby lasagne.... Omg this is just the best Eurovision!!!!!
I neeeeeed this. OMFG. Just absolutely fucking awesome.
I neeeeeed this. OMFG. Just absolutely fucking awesome.
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The dance off with baby lasagne.... Omg this is just the best Eurovision!!!!!
I neeeeeed this. OMFG. Just absolutely fucking awesome.
I neeeeeed this. OMFG. Just absolutely fucking awesome.
The thing about the mid time performances is that they are always better than what we've just heard... And it's just a little embarrassing...
May 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The thing about the mid time performances is that they are always better than what we've just heard... And it's just a little embarrassing...
Albania. The answer to "what if Gru from despicable me made a music video"
May 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Albania. The answer to "what if Gru from despicable me made a music video"
I can't decide if I like this or not...
May 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I can't decide if I like this or not...
San Marino bringing the fay pirate vibe back!
May 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
San Marino bringing the fay pirate vibe back!
Usual French problem. Excellent vocalist and performer hampered by France's insistence on singing in french.
May 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Usual French problem. Excellent vocalist and performer hampered by France's insistence on singing in french.
France... Insert anakin Skywalker joke here.
May 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
France... Insert anakin Skywalker joke here.
I don't understand why Sweden is the favourite...
Meh meh meh
Meh meh meh
May 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don't understand why Sweden is the favourite...
Meh meh meh
Meh meh meh
This is the favourite? Da fuq??
May 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is the favourite? Da fuq??
Neutral weapons!!! Bwa ha ha ha
May 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Neutral weapons!!! Bwa ha ha ha
This is just every early noughties dance track ...
May 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is just every early noughties dance track ...
Denmark staged by the James bond opening crew...
May 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Denmark staged by the James bond opening crew...
Portugal are literally sending me to sleep.
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Portugal are literally sending me to sleep.
I'm clearly too old to appreciate Malta...
May 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm clearly too old to appreciate Malta...
Malta trying soooooo hard to be the chicken dance lassie
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Malta trying soooooo hard to be the chicken dance lassie
Lovely song from. Switzerland but in french so bad luck...
May 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lovely song from. Switzerland but in french so bad luck...
Armenia is just trying too hard.
The only fans videos were last year dude ...
The only fans videos were last year dude ...
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Armenia is just trying too hard.
The only fans videos were last year dude ...
The only fans videos were last year dude ...