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Patrick Smith
@iampatricksmith.bsky.social
go outside
Pinned
one day I am gonna grow wings
I have no mouth but I must cigarette
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i ate too many white people tacos I’m boutta throw up at this Pokémon Legends Z-A midnight release party
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reposted by Patrick Smith
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
john mara's turf might have just torn malik nabers' acl
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
if literally every single job says I must be willing to work long hours and weekends to make like $40k a year wtf is the point of minimum wage or the 40 hour workweek
September 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
2 buffets in 1 day my tummy feels like helldivers II
September 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Patrick Smith
oh trump is everywhere in those epstein files
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have to pay $164.19 in import duties for 4 shirts I bought or else forfeit my purchase thanks to the President of the United States who also took away my healthcare and cut his own taxes
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
U ever think about how some people go to choose a place to live and have kids and settle down for the rest of their life and they're like "yes, Albuquerque New Mexico, perfect"

wild
August 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my favourite thing about owning a ps5 is that they charge me 70 dollars a year to use their shitty servers and every 20 minutes the wifi inexplicably cuts out every time I play an online game without fail anyway
August 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I love that we all just got used to the idea of "incentivizing" companies and billionaires. like there used to be laws and regulations for that. the "incentive" for paying your employees $25/hour minimum wage should be that if u don't u go to fucking jail
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
August 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Reposted by Patrick Smith
You cannot have a functioning economy when so few people at the top hold so much of the nation’s wealth. It’s not sustainable.
August 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I bought white and off-white socks and I'm washing both kinds at the same time this is going to take every ounce of colour theory knowledge I have come sorting time
August 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
literally nobody I know irl uses bluesky and I don't have a v active follower base this is basically just me microdosing my screaming into the void
August 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
anytime someone brags about how much they work or how often they're working I look at it the same as bragging about how many times you got the shit beaten out of you in a fight you lost
August 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
depressed and gay, but not sure how to cope? try: spending 5 to 6 hundred dollars on clothes.
you will certainly not regret spending 5 to 6 hundred dollars on clothes!
August 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
im so tired
August 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the sitting president of the United States is a pedophile rapist
August 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i can't do the revolution today I'm tired and a little under the weather :(
July 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by Patrick Smith
July 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
some of y'all's taste in music isn't depressed or gay enough and it shows
July 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I will literally never want SiriusXM stop fucking offering it to me I don't want it with a new car I don't want it for free I will never want or use it please leave me alone I'm just a boy
July 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
learning that saying "I'm queer" to some people means "take a series of guesses and ask me to confirm who I would or wouldn't sleep with 🙂"
July 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
pretty much nobody I know in real life follows me on here so I feel pretty safe to slutpost
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
why is it not more damning to people that trump is deflecting the living shit out of every epstein story that comes up, like the amount of pushing off and deflecting he has done has fully convinced me that this man is 100% a pedophile. being a confirmed rapist is also a good hint but I digress
July 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM