Finding comfort in the consistency of Red Bull ads

Spent 23 hours on todays wordle

Shazamming every single banger I can hear the dj playing in the park across from me

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There are some really bold jaywalkers in the loop during rush hour

why are you running into oncoming traffic so you can get to the same building 15 seconds before I do LOL it will never be that serious for me and shouldn’t be for you either!!!!

People don’t look through cut out eye holes in paintings like they used to.

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

Why do I always feel like I’m about to spend $20 stopping into target and then the total is $100 😰😰

You’re telling me h is pronounced like aych but the h in aych doesn’t even make an h sound? Concerning

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

I just

Maybe it’s good that tiktok gets banned here before it enters late stage appitalism and becomes like facebook

A scary amount of friends messaged me saying I was in their dream/they missed me/thought of me this week so the only reasonable conclusion is that I finally mastered astral projection

It may be below freezing but post-Christmas winter apathy is keeping me warm

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If you buy this sweater you are 0 degrees of separation from FB coffee memes